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God will not leave you alone in your situation. He will stand beside you and take you out of that situations in Jesus Name Amen.God is With You.

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People always say to follow your heart,
but what they dont tell you is
that if you follow your heart,
it doesn’t mean there will be a happy ending.

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Sometimes,we look back and laugh at the things that once made us cry day and night. Yes,that’s life. No matter what you’re going through,it all passes by.

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Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes the person you want most, is the person you`re best without.

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Son: “Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”.
Father: “Oh hoo, I wish you hadn’t said that.
I have to tell you something son, but you must
promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.”
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even
hotter!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.”
Father: “Oh ho, I wish you hadn’t said that.
Angela is also your sister.”
This went on couple of times and the son was so
mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: “Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with
six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!”
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
“My love, you can date whoever you want.
Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
Son Fainted…

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Stop announcing that you are single everyday,
they have seen it and they don’t want you

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Just emagine calling your gf with vodacom free minutes
coz your broke to only find that her caller tune is “akanamali”

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Friendships without :

*Curse
*Hurt each other
*Sharing food
*Trust
*Help
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Are so boring…

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Coloured guys go to parties and stand somewhere in the corner
while their women dance just waiting for you to make one mistake

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When asked the similarities between

Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃

Shakespeare replied,

They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning !

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Do you ever put your arms out and spin and spin and spin?
Well that’s what love is like. Everything around you tells you
to stop before you fall, but you just keep going. “

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Her: Hey
Me: Hlw
Her: Can I tell u something??
Me: Yes
Her: I have a crush on you?
Me: Close your eyes and tell me what you see??
Her: Nothing
Me: ✋😏That’s my feelings for you

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I urge all baby daddies to stop running away from their responsibilities and maintain their kids😊..its month end now.. At least I managed to give my baby mamas R200 to look after my four kids…then the rest of R2500 I can spend it on booze

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I’ve Done Many Stupid Things In My Life
But I’ve Never Wrote
” I’m July She’s September
We Are October” On My Bio

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it is so important to love someone
a little extra on their
bad days.

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I phone 7 its so clear take Beautfull pictures
You can even see how many man she dated

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