I told Sam not to sing..
unfortunately SAMSUNG
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If you really want something, you’ll find a way.
If you don’t you’ll find an excuse.
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Some people come into your life JUST to send
you ‘wud’, ‘hud’, ‘wuw’, ‘k’, type of texts!!
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Are you aware that when the relationship is still new
there’s no Network problem..!!?
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Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow,
it empties today of its strength.
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Is it okay to stop Ambulance
and ask what happened?
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I have never seen a Pregnant Chinese Woman……Have you?
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she changes her surname💛
💛she changes her home💛
💛she leaves her family💛
💛she moves in with you💛
💛she builds a home with you💛
💛she gets pregnant for you💛
💛her pregnancy changes her body for you💛
💛she gets fat for you💛
💛She almost gave up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain of child birth for you💛
💛even the kids she delivers bear your name, till the day she dies everything she does for you💛
💛I respect and love every woman who’s reading here💛
❤God bless you❤🙏
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Some Of Us Have Learned Professionalism At A Tender Age 😥 , Because Even As A 12Year Old I’d Have Beef With My Siblings And Still Cover Up For Them When They Did Some Wrong 😔 .. i Didn’t Let My Feelings Overcloud My Judgement ♥
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If you need the nearest and cheapest guesthouse ask married men💍
they always know these things..
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I stopped trusting girls when my grade 3 girlfriend left me for a boy
who had new crayons in class
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A South African teacher was sent to
China to
teach….
The first day he entered the class
and was Register roll
calling,
He called out name, “Sheng”, a
student stood up
and answered “present sir”.
He called the second name ” chung young”
, another
student answered “present sir”.
Suddenly he sneezed “hatchia”.
One student
seated
at the corner stoop up and said,
“present sir”.
He surprisingly exclaimed,
mmmhh”. All the
students shouted “absent sir”.
At this moment, he got confused
and said,
“hhaai bo!!”. Three students
immediately stood up and
said,
“which of us sir”.
The teacher became even more
confused and
asked, “what is wrong”??
A student stood up and
answered,” sir, I am not
wrong. I am called Wong ” Now
the teacher
could not help it but laughed
out”
hahaha…… A girl stood up and
answered,
“present
sir”
The tea
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After watching Sarafina movie,
I realized that it was tough back then
even Somizi didn’t have to be Gay
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There Was A Flood In A Village.
One Man Said To Everyone: “I’ll Stay! God Will Save Me!”
The Flood Got Higher And A Boat Came And The Man In It Said: “Come On Mate, Get In!”
“No, God Will Save Me!” Replied The Man.
The Flood Got Very High Now And The Man Had To Stand On The Roof Of His House.
A Helicopter Soon Came And The Man Offered Him Help.
“No, God Will Save Me!” He Said
Eventually He Died By Drowning.
He Got By The Gates Of Heaven And He Said To God: “Why Didn’t You Save Me?”
God Replied: “For Goodness Sake! I Sent A Boat And A Helicopter. What More Do You Want!“
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You know what i dont like when someone likes you to help them and they wont help you back.
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When Sweden and Denmark are playing the score luks like Swe 0-0 Den
The words that are not used stand for Den-Mark??
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