Guys please pray for me..
The person I am depending on for Xmas is sending me call me backs
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if You Are Still Dating Your Babydaddy 🙄 , it’s Only You And Your Grandmother Who Know What You Did To That Poor Guy.
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Good company always brings good memories ❤ choose wisely with whom.you spend time
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I am ready to sleep forever and ever,
if you just want to be with me in my dreams.
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When she’s riding your brains out and she says do you
like it babe and you almost scream yes daddy
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THIS IS NOT A SCAM
If u are 21 and older and want to earn 3000 up to 15000 a month,
start looking for a job
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Why are you concerned that someone isn’t a wife material
when your bank account isn’t a “Paying Lobola” material either.??
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Being ugly is not easy.
You take 85 pictures, delete 80, edit 5 and post 1
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Sometimes I reduce my Sis’s phone brightness to Zero,
and tell her she needs $10 to buy a new screen bulb…
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Some People Should Be Glad That Mirrors Don’t Laugh
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A grade 2 kid was coming from school he entered the taxi and he started singing “if my father was a King my mother will be a Queen and I’ll be a Prince”
The taxi driver silenced the kid but the kid continued “if my father was the President my mother will be the First Lady and I’ll be the First Son”
then with anger the taxi driver asked the kid “what if your father was a robber what will your mother be and what will you be”
and the boy said “if my father was a robber my mother will be a prostitute and I’ll be a taxi driver
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Dear Person reading this Post
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Stop checking your Ex photos
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It’s Over it’s Over
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Kamo GETS HOME AT MID-NIGHT…HIS WIFE ALREADY ASLEEP WITH A BROKEN HEART..
Kamo :My wife, please open 4 me…
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Wife:Where are u coming from in the middle of the night…U will sleep there outside..
Kamo : Please open or else l will throw myself in the swimming pool & drown as u know, l cant swim.
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Wife: Go ahead & throw yourself, l don’t
care…kamo THEN TOOK A BIG ROCK & THREW IT IN THE POOL..WHEN HIS WIFE HEARD THE LOUD SPLASH, SHE PANICKED, OPENED THE DOOR & RUSHED OUTSIDE, WITH JUST HER PANT & BRA ON…IMMEDIATELY, kamo RAN INTO THE HOUSE AND LOCKED HIS WIFE OUTSIDE…
Wife: Wena kamo open 4 me, this is not funny at all…
Kamo : Just wait there, l’m phoning my relatives and yours & the neighbours, so that you explain to them where you are coming from, in the middle of the night naked…
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Your boyfriend secretly say:
”I am not your parent”
when you ask him money.
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GOD Is on Our Team
When I was helpless, he saved me.
As youngsters, we neighborhood kids would play street football. The minute we got home from school we’d drop the books and hit the pavement.
The kid across the street had a dad with a great arm and a strong addiction to football. As soon as he’d pull in the driveaway from work we’d start yelling for him to come and play ball.
He couln’t resist. Out of fairness he’d always ask, “Which team is losing?” Then he would join that team, wich often seemed to be mine.
His appearance in the huddle changed the whole ball game. He was confident, strong, and most of all, he had a plan. We’d circle around him, and he’d look at us and say, “OK boys, here is what we are going to do”.
The other side was groaning before we left the huddle. You see, we not only had a new plan, we had a new leader.
He brought new life to our team. God does precisely the same. We didn’t need a new play; we needed a new plan. We didn’t need to trade positions; we needed a new player. That player is Jesus Christ, God’s firstborn son.
Have a wonderful day wherever you are. I LOVE YOU guys
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Stop liking your own pictures,
have patience we are coming
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