When you get married is it necessary to live together?
I mean we could visit each other mos?
if you don’t wanna be far from me,
we could at least be neighbours ke 😑

My mum asked for my phone so I quickly changed
“Joy” to “John” on my contact list.
When I gave my mum the phone, John texted
“I can’t wait to kiss you” Right now I’m in a family meeting.

A friend of mine told me his father bought an Android car,
I told him our swimming pool got burnt yesterday.
….he blocked me

Pliz dont make a woman cry, for a womans tears are expensive. When a single drop comes out, it mixes with Loreal eyeliner-$11.50, and Revlon mascara-$18.50. When it rolls down the cheek it further mixes with D &G blusher-$15 and Mac powder-$9.50. Finally when it gets to the lips it mixes with Maybelline lipstick-$12 and Avon lip gloss-$4.50.

This means a single tear drop is ruining about *$70*.
Please don’t make them cry.

*_At least make men cry coz its only vaseline-$1.50._*

Her: Hey sugar
Me: hello teabag
She blocked me😱
I thought we were making tea

They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups of milk yet
I wasnt able to move a wall,
but when i drank 4 bottles of beer
i saw walls moving by themselves.
.
These scientists are bloody liars 😂

They have parked their bags, went back to work after spending the weekend buying you alcohol, none of them is offering to take your CV with and submit just incase something comes up at their work place or to just edit your CV for you.
And you go around telling people how good your friends are??

And someone said 98% of Zulu girls date Zulu guys just to avoid speaking English.☝🤨
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Is it true..??