2000s should have their own alcohol like *Purity Lager,
Nestle Draft & Nutriday Vodka..
We cant share alcohol with babies.

The boy is asking the old man:

– If you could give me just one advice, what that would be?
– OK, son. Remember this: if you have plans to change the world, do it now, while you are single. Once you are married, you cannot even change the TV channel.

The Bible says : “He who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery”
And since its winter i say “He who looks at water and soap lustfully has already bathed”
–

Ladies…
Just because he put an engagement ring💍 on your finger that doesnt mean you must be rude and desrespect other men. You are not married yet but just booked for marriage. Remember booking can be cancelled anytime!!!

Nxaaa stop being n acting weird

That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner,
and the only person that loves you is your mom

Let him buy you beer all night then cry and
tell him you want your boyfriend.

My Sister, Go to a Liquor store,
Choose your Happiness and forget about men.

Words you will never hear
from a Guy:
“Sorry I’m taken”

If you are dating a short guy and he cheats,
put his phone on top of the fridge until he behaves..

I’m not actually this tall.
I am sitting on my wallet.