Stop kissing her lips and neck all the time, that’s not the only place on her body, surprise her by kissing her ARMPIT….

Yesterday I saw my girlfriend sprinkling
some weird brown salt in the meat,
I’m sure its a new flavor
Let me continue washing her panties

Last Night i dreamt Eating Noddles Now I can’t find My Earphones

Guys if you have forgotten your Vaseline don’t panic. We will wait for those Chef in the kitchen to go to sleep then we gonna steal those Olive oil.

A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it’s different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
Said the counsellor: “Why complain. You are still getting the same service.
*In the corporate world they call it…..*
*Job Rotation*!”

I went to shoprite and grabbed some
items that I wanted and then walked to
the counter and told the cashier: “Hi, I
would like to return these items”
.
And she said: “Sure thing, do you have a
receipt?”
.
I replied: “No! I think I lost it”, she said:
“I’m sorry sir, you can’t return items back
to the store without a receipt”
.
I said “OK”, never mind ” and walked out of
the store with my new stuff

Nowadays the story you hear about yourself
will make you wonder if someone is using your body elsewhere

This is the 1st year that I could not go to Durban July due to Covid19.

It is usually due to lack of money