In the end you will see who’s fake,
who’s true and who would risk it all for you.
And trust me, some people will totally surprise you!
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When you make mistakes,
that’s when you know you are really trying.
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That Fresh Air You Get After Submitting A Tough Assignment 😪 ,
Even if You Wrote Trash
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There are people on your friend list who look at your timeline all the time, but they don’t really like you; so they never comment or like anything you post. But they won’t unfriend you because they are too scared not to know what you are doing.🙊
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The level of witchcraft in Africa will kill someone!!
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I found my late uncle’s SIM card on the drawer 😓 now I’m thinking of whatsapping his girlfriends and be like:👇
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“Hey baby, I’m back”
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people will push you to your limits, and when you finally explode and fight back, suddenly you’re the bad person
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Some Girls be like: “I can’t date a broke guy” but if you can see their bedrooms, even Responsible Rats🐀🐁 will not live there..!
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Sleeping next to your new Bae for the first time is tough…
you have to breathe in English ..
.not too loud, not too deep and not too fast..
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I don’t love walking in the rain,
because then I can’t use my phone.
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I am not a prophet but i can tell that your
bae is going to cheat on you
this coming weekend!!!!!!!
They dont even fear God……
Wait for it💔💔💔
Good morning …..unfortunately my neighbour
changed his wifi password.
Anyone to share me data
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The nice thing about Facebook, even if they don’t like your posts.
Rest assured they see & feel them..!
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Client: Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence.
Me: You mean … the period?
Client: I don’t care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it.
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“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful,
when her lips are closed..!”
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only people who watch 301 will understand this ✋
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“paint the can, tie the ribbon, put the glue inside
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If we do not plant Seeds in the Land, it automatically fills the Land with Unwanted Grass.
Similarly if we do not fill Positive notes in our Mind, automatically Negative Thoughts will crop up.
Always think Positive.
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What-s the difference between a good lawyer & a great lawyer….
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A good lawyer knows the law well & A great lawyer knows the Judge very well
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