Imagine dating a guy who walks around carrying a Bluetooth speaker
making noise

Tonight’s proverb
Ladies are like shoes that you buy on jambo sale….you dont know if the owner was wearing with socks or not!!!!!!

Gudu nayiti…..

Love used to be blind but now
it has received its treatment.
Now it looks at your looks and bank balance too.

I was watching a Chinese movie, suddenly the actor started to cough.
I turned off TV, lets be careful 😏

Scientists have discovered a new muscle in the human body called paraphalix Engina. It is the longest muscle ever discovered in living mammals. It connects the eye lid to the anus. *That is why the anus opens when you blink.* Now look at this idiot trying to blink to see if it’s true. I couldnt accept to be the only idiot. Come and beat me if u want.