After being dumped!!
White girl : My bf has dumped me.😭😃
Black girl: I choose happiness. Am the CEO of my life.If it doesn’t kill u,it makes u stronger.I love the woman am becoming.When bad people leave ur life, good things starts happening. I Am crushing on myself. Self love🙆‍♀️😃

If God is a ​Police Officer
How many times would you have been ​fined​ or arrested
for parking your life wrongly? Over loading with Lusts and Pleasures of the world? Not carrying the Fire Extinguisher always (Bible)? Over Speeding (Going Ahead of God’s Plans)? Driving without a License (Holy Spirit)? Not observing Traffic Lights (commandments)? And forgetting to put on your Safety Belt (Prayer)? Think about it…. SPREAD THE GOSPEL

We are experiencing the only time in history
where lazy people have a better chance of survival…

Guys I’m Afraid Of Having Kids…
What if They Want Help in Mathematics?

man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into Skebhe’s house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a Skebhe and his wife in bed.
.
He orders the Skebhe out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying Skebhe’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
.
While he’s in there, Skebhe whispers over to his wife:
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.
Look at his clothes!
He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain… do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!”
.
Skebhe’s wife responds:
“He wasn’t kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you too!..

Dating a short woman is so
cutie, she will always looks up to you.

When i grow up i always wanted to date a coloured chick ^_^
until i found out of their culture of losing front teeth. -_- -_-
..
Nah i won’t survive yazi. :/

Cheating is old fashioned…
Settle down, support each other,
get money and live a happy life.💞

Approved Hoe Testing Formula:
Step 1: Take your girlfriend’s phone
Step 2: Go to her whatsapp
Step 3: Text her best friend saying these exact words, “My friend I’m pregnant” .
Step 4: Wait for response, if the response is, “By who?” .. your girl is a hoe. Don’t try this if you aren’t ready for the truth.