“He who finds a wife, should leave other
girls alone.”
A very powerful quote, although some
people wouldn’t be happy.
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Do you know that men date beautiful ladies to impress their friends and
marry responsible ladies to build homes?*
I thought you should know.
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‘I passed’ won’t convince us enough,
just post for certificate we will see it on our own
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True love is not finding someone else but finding your other half.
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A beer company was hiring a taster,😅
someone to
taste the beers😊
before selling out😑.
So they placed adverts😎 & one
afternoon, a dirty,
rough looking man walks 🚶♂️into de
Manager’s office😊
asking to be employed.😋
The manager tried to figure out how
he could
drive ds man away 😏but couldn’t come
up with
an idea😪, so he decided to give the
man a trial.😛
He ordered his secretary to give de
man a glass
of wine😊, he takes a sip & said “Its
red wine,😊 a
muscat,🙂
three years old🤗, grown on a north
slope, matured in a steel
containers☺.”
That’s correct😧! The manager
exclaimed, well
give him
another one🤠 lets see. So he was
giving, he takes a sip again 😌& said
” Its red wine🙃, cabernet, eight
years old,😌 southwestern slope, oak
barrels🤤”
Incredible😱! said de manager.
Now de manager went closer to de
secretary 😁& whispered to her saying ”
go get
some of ur urine🙄
in a cup lets see if he will get
dat.✊✊✊
So de man was given the cup
of urine😆,he takes a sip, turns to d
manager & said 🙄”Female urine,😏
26years old🤔, 2 weeks pregnant 🤨& if
i’m not
given dis job😑, sir i will
tell your wife who is responsible
for the pregnancy”😌
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When she’s riding your brains out and she says do you
like it babe and you almost scream yes daddy
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My crush: you look handsome hey
Me: im not just looking handsome
i also don’t have a girlfriend
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Am gonna ignore you so hard that
you doubt your own existence
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Judge: “Where do you work?”
Defendant: “Here and there.”
Judge: “What do you do for a living?”
Defendant: “This and that.”
Judge: “Take him away.”
Defendant: “Wait; when will I get out?”
Judge: “Sooner or later.”
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If a problem comes up You cannot
handle. Then fake it. Till you make it
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A
WOMAN
Man calling his lady on phone
Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling.
Calling. No answer!
Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling.
Calling.
No answer
Then man says to himself “Maybe she’s
sleeping
or she is in the
bathroom.” A lady calling her man
Calling. Calling. Calling She angrily cut the call
& says to her self
“I knew it! he’s with another girl”
TRUE/FALSE?
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“Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in
5 years?
Rainbow: Taking your job and asking
better interview questions.”
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Dear: Love ones 😍
One day , all of us will get separated from each other.😭
We Will Miss Our Conversation of everything and nothing and the dreams we had. Days , Months and years will pass until this contact becomes rare.😥
One day , our children will see our pictures and ask:”Who are these people?” And we will smile with invisible tears because a heart is touched with a strong word and you will say :”it was them that I had the best Time of my life ‘
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The only reason I am fat is because
a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
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Teacher: Jack, Go to the map and find North America.
Jack: Here it is
Teacher: Good Jack. Now class who discovered North America?
Class: Jack.
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Teacher: wht the different between u n me
Learner: the different is that
u are smelling bad n me I am smelling nice
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