Ever looked at someone and be like damn…You really a liar

When electricity goes off, Only a Black
person will look outside to make sure the
neighbors are also in the dark

If his phone rings and he goes
outside… Follow him and help him
find the signal
in relationship we help each other

Disadvantage of sleeping With The same Person is That
You will end Up Running Out Of Underwears..!

i told my doctor that I broke my arm  in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places

Don’t be a boring girlfriend,
sometimes you must take your boyfriend to the mortuary
to show him where he belongs if you find him cheating

Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends.
he will leave you for a decent girl
then use your story for a testimony at church

if you think people are offine,
then Try posting your nudes
You won’t even know
what time your grandma Logged in

if you want to know if you have mouth odour
watch out for this 3 signs
1: when people start giving you toothpaste as
birthday gift
2: when you always win every argument
3: when you easily separate fight, once you
meet 2people fighting and you shout hey will u
stop fighting?
And they ran away and say brada is because of you

Gents If a woman ever pulls a knife out on
you during an argument, pull out some
bread, butter and cheese..her instincts will
kick in and she’ll make you a sandwich..