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Ever looked at someone and be like damn…You really a liar

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Don’t say we are not right for each other.
The way I see it,
we are not right for anybody else.

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When electricity goes off, Only a Black
person will look outside to make sure the
neighbors are also in the dark

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If his phone rings and he goes
outside… Follow him and help him
find the signal
in relationship we help each other

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You call her chocolate but all we can see is beefstock..

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Best Message of Life :
Your Smileis a signature of God on your Face,
Do not allow it to be washed away by your tears
or erased by your anger

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Disadvantage of sleeping With The same Person is That
You will end Up Running Out Of Underwears..!

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If people could see the face i make,
when i read their fb status update,
they would probably unfriend me .. ‘

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i told my doctor that I broke my arm  in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places

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Don’t be a boring girlfriend,
sometimes you must take your boyfriend to the mortuary
to show him where he belongs if you find him cheating

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Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends.
he will leave you for a decent girl
then use your story for a testimony at church

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if you think people are offine,
then Try posting your nudes
You won’t even know
what time your grandma Logged in

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if you want to know if you have mouth odour
watch out for this 3 signs
1: when people start giving you toothpaste as
birthday gift
2: when you always win every argument
3: when you easily separate fight, once you
meet 2people fighting and you shout hey will u
stop fighting?
And they ran away and say brada is because of you

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Gents If a woman ever pulls a knife out on
you during an argument, pull out some
bread, butter and cheese..her instincts will
kick in and she’ll make you a sandwich..

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