The way I’m so drunk _ _ I used a calculator to post this…

This winter I’m not dating anyone, I’m tired of losing my jackets

While others are waking up to: ‘Goodmorning babe’ and ‘I love you’ texts… Some of us wake up to: “Battery Continue Reading..

Put your phone on airplane mode before going to bed ….. . Vodacom will still bill you for that flight Continue Reading..

Apart from: “I love You”; “I miss you”; “I cant live without you”, Which other joke do you know??

I am that kind of guy who put a song on repeat until the artist begs for Water

I thought I’ve seen it all at varsity till a 1st year went to a lecturer n said “can I Continue Reading..

Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just Continue Reading..