If your dad doesn’t have a beard,
you’ve got two Mums.
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When you close the door to kill a snake and
the electricity goes off my brother thats
when you wll know that nobody can stop reggae. ..
you will keep jumping like a rasta man.
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Hi Friends, What Other Languages Do You Want To We Should Add In This App ? Write Down In Comments Please .
Filipino And Haraynavi Languages Will Be Added Soon
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Thanks A Lot
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There is nothing in this life that lasts
forever.
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People change – Friends become enemies
and lovers become strangers.
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Things go wrong and change – Happiness
becomes sadness and tears, and the sweet
memories become history. Everything
changes…
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But no matter all that life still goes on… So,
cherish every moment you get in life and
enjoy it to the fullest. Appreciate what you
have before it becomes what you had. Be
happy and use every chance you get
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The way 2000 kiddies are getting
pregnant,condoms should be part
of stationery.
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You call her chocolate but all we can see is beefstock..
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Run after your Destiny….Nobody gets a degree by
mistake, nobody wins the Olympic’s by accident,
success is always intentional. If you run after your
destiny you will automatically distance yourself
from your history. If you run after what is in front
of you, you will escape what is behind you. LIFE is
not a love affair it doesn’t have to be fair…if they
don’t believe in you today they will catch up later
in the future … don’t stop running after your
Destiny- to beg anybody to love you back ,calling
you, caring about you, supporting you, coming to
see you… before anybody can make you give up
on your Destiny I want you to remember Destiny is
personal. Stop trying to fix what is behind you
because you will never be able to fix it but you
can fix your future. Get up and keep running after
your destiny, you may have to walk alone loyalty is
rare on this journey and real situations will expose
fake people to you, you may get there hurting,
bleeding, broken but get there anyway. Your
destiny is greater than your Pain…Just Don’t
despair!
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Being dump or ignore by a broke stingy guy
Is like being discharge from hospital
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Relationship Stress will hit you to the point
where you end up seeing an Ant
breastfeeding its babies shem
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Rich having a convo with his crush😉
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Rich: Hi☺
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Her: hi, how was u doing?😮
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Rich: Im fine…😀
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Her: where did u born?😑
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Rich: where did i born? How?😨
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Her: Don’t be stupid😐…where did u borned yourself?😠
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Rich: Come again😯
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Her: which come?😟
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Rich: I mean repeat again😕
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Her: I said where did your borning begin?😠
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Rich: Im confused😐
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Her: Jeez! OK! Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop u out u cry “Nywe Nywe Nywe”😢…Place! Where your mom borneth u!😠😠
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Rich is still looking for a safe place where he can faint
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Winners lose much more often than losers.
So if you keep losing but you’re still trying,
keep it up! You’re right on track.
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Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.
Sam said “we will flip a coin”
Then Johnny said “If it comes head, we will go for movies. If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study”!
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Good evening all side chicks……! Thank you for being there for us married men. We are very thankful and happy having you as our snacks🤗🤔😋!!
Continue loving, caring and giving us good service than main chicks!! Proud of you always😍😍😍😍
Next time will thank main chicks!
Great evening ahead all side chicks
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People Who Think Are Better in English Really Congolese My Prohalidiet 😪😤 .. i Mean , How Can They Dopichristy Others By Their Poslascivious integrity ? 😕😒 Guys! 😠😡 We Need To Tiflaguede Our Thinking PLEASE!! 🙏🙏 , We Are All Calfinigaious Of The Rededication But if Not , Try Embletizing Or Be An Hypitechus 😓😥
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– are you two ghost? Because I’m two of you.
Are you in cash? Because I’m suffering when you’re away.
– I will never fall to you because I am floating when I see you?
– the little of your hand is small but you’re holding my world.
– my lovelife looks like you. Because it’s just like you are missing.
– do you know someone looks like you? You look like my future wife.
– my love to you like jackfruit. Langkatapusan.
Are you a horse? Because every time I see you tumitigidig my heart.
– I like magnum? I’m like magnumber one in your heart.
– you are always, haha, when I get annoyed with you I kiss you.
My heart is just cheap but because of you love it.
– are you coffee? Because you are hot hot.
– please check my eyes because I can’t see it anymore. See like you.
– are you tired of being you? Why don’t you try to let us be.
– are you sea? Because of palalim, I love you.
– I don’t care if you are fat, because I love you just the weigh of you.
– do you have a planet? Because you are my world.
– are you trishaw? Pedicabang be a girlfriend.
– I hope you are just a guitar for while I singing hug hug you.
– are you a driver? Because I want you to run my life.
– I don’t know if i am so good when I see you I’m crazy about you.
– I hope you are just a plane and the airport. For whatever happens to me is still your landing.
– isn’t your lip nilalanggam? Because the sweetness of your smile is so sweet.
– are you a bigbang theory? Because my world was formed because of you.
– I hope I’m just a plant for water for you.
– are you a doctor? Because I’d like to tell you what I feel.
– what kind of pen do you use? Because I can’t face you from my mind.
– can I reach you because my grandfather said reach for my dream.
– are you water? Because you are the biggest part of my world.
– I hope you’re not a month so you can’t leave me the day.
– are you medicine? Because I got sick of sadness and you can make me feel better.
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When nails grow long, we cut nails not fingers.
Similarly; When Misunderstanding grows up,
cut your Ego not your Relationship!!
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