People say falling in love is the best feelings ….
but I think finding a toilet
when you have running stomach is the best feeling ever.
😓😓😓
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People say falling in love is the best feelings ….
but I think finding a toilet
when you have running stomach is the best feeling ever.
😓😓😓
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Have you realised that most people
that fall pregnant are FEMALES?
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At the age of 35 you have a ring on your nose instead of your finger?
My sister are you a bull?
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Cheer up! Even though your Christmas is not that happy, atleast you have survived the day. Just remember that God loves you and He is the reason of this celebration. God bless you!
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“Life is not qualified by Fluent English,
Branded Clothes and a Rich Lifestyle.
It is measured by the number of faces
who smile when they hear your name.”
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That moment you’re in church and the pastor says
tell your neighbor it’s not over
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Dont make fun of someone’s job just because
yours pays better!
The battle is against poverty not each other!!!
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You cannot protect two things at the same time.. If you don’t make a decision, you will lose both..
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Welcome to Africa where people kill Snakes and Later pay to see them in the ZOO
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Smile. It irritates those who wish to destroy you..
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So Ladies please tell me where does it hurt in your body when you spend your own money??
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Noko: Uncle am hungry😔
🧓:Dons hi hungry am Uncle Dons😊
🧑Noko: am serious🤨
🧓Dons: nope u r hungry😏
🧑Noko: u r joking😒
🧓Dons : no am Uncle Dons
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Last Night i Opened all the Doors and Windows to Let Mosquitoes in,
i Then closed The Doors and Windows
Then i Slept Outside..
All the Mosquitoes were Confused
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Cassper is probably the first rapper on Earth to go
platinum without anyone listening to his album.
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Girl : ” bby I think we should start thinking about the future…..
having children”
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Me : “me?…..you?….children?….Are you sure you are ok??”
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Go ahead and LOVE them all And
Do not Forget to not trust them all at the same time.
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