*A Marriage without a “small house” is like a government without an opposition party – (the government will relax).*

Let us not be dictators in our marriages, allow democracy …

I had a really bad day today, first my Ex got hit by a bus
then I was fired by the Bus Company

When you try to talk in a taxi and they give you a halls and
say eat this first you’ll talk after

Nyaa (8) Was In A bus Eating a Chocolate ,
Then He Took Another One And Then Another,
A Man Next To Him Said ” Do You…Know That
Too Much Of It Will Damage Your Teeth ”
Nyaa replied. ” My Grandfather Lived To 132 years ”
The Man Asked ” Was It Because Of Eating Chocolate ? ”
Little Nyaa Replied, ” No , he was always minding his own business”

The food that I ate in my dreams last night had no taste😒..
so tonight I’m sleeping with salt

I Don’t Give A Fvck Whether Your Bio Is Written “Taken”…
I’ll Assume That’s Your Favourite Movie.

Which Of These Sentence Gave You A Great Joy When You Were In School?
1. Go Out For Break
2. Test Is Cancelled
3. Take A Sheet Of Paper
4. Answer Only One Question
5. Go Back Home There Is No School
6. The Mathematics Teacher Is Sick
7. If You Know You Owe School Fees, Walk Out.
Just indicate with number only.😃😃