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I am inviting you my fellow friends and relatives to our
END OF YEAR PARTY
All drinks and food for free
Date :- 23th December, 2017
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Time: – 17hrs till late..
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Dress code smart casual.
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Venue: – 世界上有太多的人在挨饿。
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Make sure you don’t miss it! Thank you in advance

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As soon as I wake up I grab my phone.
I don’t even check if am still alive..!

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That moment when you accept a friend request from an Indian dude😊..
then boom 100 friend requests from the entire Naidoo family

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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I
tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard
time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night . whether you’re here or not.

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We can’t even get angry at our girlfriends anymore because
there are those guys called “I AM HERE FOR YOU”

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i Paid My Rent 😥 , So Don’t Ask Me To Go Out ✋
Because I’m in The Crib Getting My Money’s Worth

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Some People Should Be Glad That Mirrors Don’t Laugh

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Nothing is more breaking than
when you try your hardest
and it still is not enough.

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My heart sets like the sun, only for you,
and my blood moves like the ocean waves
when I’m with you.

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My Dad Opened a Brand New Zoo and made the entry R10 000 and nobody came so he reduced it to R5 000 still nobody came he reduced it again to R2 500 still Nobody Came he reduced it again to R500 Still Nobody Came and finally he made it for free and the zoo was filled within a minute… So He opened the lions cage and quickly made the exit R30 000

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My shoes👞size is 7 but after cutting My Nalis I noticed that i wear size 5 😂

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Yaz When you been single for long you can’t even spell the word ” relashinsheep “

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if kisses were stars, I’d give you the sky.
If touches were tears, I would cry.
If love was water, I’d give you the sea.
And be with you for all eternity.

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Darkness is the only place where the bright light that makes your eyes meet, so you remember that the darkness is much better!

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To those who always wave me at messenger…….
i wish you a safe journey too

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you’ve been through enough. do yourself a favour stay single till you’re appreciated ! 💛

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