Being single is a sin, even the word itself begins with sin!!!!
So try not to be single.
Loading views...
Being single is a sin, even the word itself begins with sin!!!!
So try not to be single.
Loading views...
Stop announcing that you are single everyday,
they have seen it and they don’t want you
Loading views...
Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…
As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.
Loading views...
5 ways for man to be completely happy.
1. Be with a woman who makes you laugh
2. Be with a woman who gives you her time
3. Be with a woman who takes care of you
4. Be with a woman who really loves you
5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know each other!
Loading views...
Never forget the life you promised yourself!
Loading views...
Everyone can say they care but not everyone can prove it.
Loading views...
When you drive carrots rich street a guy comes walking up to you and says he is very poor so you give him $20 and the guy goes to the the shop and sees the price for the pizza per box is $20 and he buys 222 boxes of pizza and goes to his palace.
Moral:always look at the streets name or else the donkey will kick you in the face
Loading views...
All wife materials are indoors now pressing their phones …plz show yourself???
Loading views...
Diarrhea is like Wi-Fi,
when u approach the toilet the signal becomes stronger.
Even before u unbutton your trouser, the download is complete
Loading views...
Boys without beard where do you scratch
when you’re thinking
Loading views...
Bushiri: When you sleep you will close your eyes..👉 “👀”
~
His people: How did he know that??
Loading views...
Dear Ladies
You should learn that in life there will be many challenges but never compete for such wordly materials. Don’t downgrade yourself because you want to be driven in fancy cars and taken to expensive resturants.. Everything has a consequence!
wake up ladies and stop being used by arrogant men who want to ruin your future
Loading views...
Baby sitting is so good
I mean you eat everything you never ate in your childhood
Loading views...
My girlfriend said I must delete my Facebook account or
she’s leaving me
So I’ll be back guys; let me help her pack her bags
Loading views...
“Your driving is bloody terrible,” My husband said to me…”Oh come on!” I said “Its not that bad”. But he just shook his head, took a deep breath, got out of the car…And swam to the surface.
Loading views...
Another way of asking if a guy has a car:
“So you mean you going to drive all the way just for me..!?”
Loading views...