“In High school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry. During the exams, i’d get between 2% an 8%. The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks. So i would always be the 1st or 2nd to be called out. One day the Maths results were being released and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s &70s. Still my paper had not been called out. Everyone kept looking at me asking” Man wats up? And the teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, he had one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in Maths ? I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called Genius wrong.. The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said, There is a cow who did not write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come and get it now”

Tjo! “You want your girlfriend to kill me
” this is how girls ask if you’ single

I am selling a good second hand girlfriend*
Still attractive with 1 child and in good condition.
Model: 1993
Make: slender
Mileage: 1 child
Suspension finished shocks but replaceable.
Prize negotiable ,swap and top also accepted .
If interested please inbox me.
remember no road test

Ex: “Hey.”
Me: “FNB.”
Ex: “Huh?”
Me: “How can I help you?”

Ex: “How is your new relationship?”
Me: “Checkers”
Ex: “What?”
Me: “We getting better and better.”

Ex: “I still love you.”
Me: “Standard bank.”
Ex: “What?”
Me: “I am moving forward.”

Ex: “Can we atleast talk later?”
Me: “Legal Wise.”
Ex: “Huh?”
Me: “Don’t talk to me, talk to my lawyer.”

Ex: “When can I see you?”
Me: “John Cena.”
Ex: “John Cena?”
Me: “Yes. You can’t see me.”

Ex: “I give up!”
Me: “White Star.”
Ex: “Huh?”
Me: “The clever choice.”

Girls with bipolar can text you
“bye” then get mad if you don’t reply

Protitutes are the only people
who are telling the truth when saying
”It was a pleasure doing business with you”
The rest are just pure liers