A Zulu man went to an electronic
shop.
He asked the shopkeeper; What is the
price of this television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell
our products to the Zulu people .
Zulu man again came the next day after
cutting his beard.
He asked; What is the price of this
television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell
our products to the Zulu people.
The next day Zulu man came with a
different face and asked; What is the
price of this television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell
our products to the Zulu people
Zulu man got irritated and asked the
shopkeeper; How do you recognise
me everytime?
The shopkeeper replied; Because this
is not a television. It is a microwave
oven.
One word for Zulu man

My friend sold 2 kidneys..they gave him 1 million rand…

But I came up with 24 kidneys they called the police

The feeling of giving a Cute Guy your numbers
and he never call

Ladies how does it feels😂

The movement u want to make soundless fart inside a Taxi,
and u poo on ur cloth, and the passenger start looking u
immediately , u will start talking nonsense. You will be like ” shit…. see how dis traffic light is smelling shit…

When a girl rejects me , I tell my self that
she’s HIV positive and she doesn’t want to
infect me…

Teacher: “Did your father help you with your homework?”😕

Rich: “No✋…He did it all by himself”

If we are dating & you ask me for R1000,
you need to bring an affidavit from your parents
stating they can’t afford you anymore..!

A month ago i gave my number to this beautiful girl😊😋……she said “I will text You when i get home”
I think she is homeless😕 cause i’m still waiting

Don’t Let Nobody.. I Mean Nobody Tell You, You Ugly.😕
You Probably are👊, But Just Don’t Let Nobody Tell You..”

Women Have This Hidden Talent Called ”
Let me make him upset today ”

Some of the relationships are just lessons
don’t take them serious..!