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Iam a 27 year old handsome, hardworking, GOD fearing young man, an engineer, and looking for a cute hairy, beautiful, well structured and young black goat to buy for easter. Thanks

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sometimes i say “bye”
just to hear “don’t go”

;but i received “ok bye”

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My message on whatsapp I sent it, it came, it came, it was read, it was burnt, it was made a screenshot, it was sent to friends it was funny! 😐 😥

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If Corona decides to affect the cheating partner in the relationship,
are u gonna survive or I should mind my own business

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Definition of a Nurse
A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places
n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal

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Other pu**Y don’t deserve towel after s*x
they deserve a mop

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You can teach math science history philosophy
but you can’t teach common sense.

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Tip to reduce weight :
First turn your head to the right and then turn it to the left.Repeat the exercise everytime you are offered something to eat

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Man of god = MOG
Woman of god = WOG
Son of god = SOG
Daughter Of God =?

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Today l smoked weed🍁🍁
And l ended up asking my Granny👵
“Hey baby gal where do l know u from”😁😁😁
it was my first day

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Do You Remember The Day We Travelled In A
Car?🚘

I Put My Dog Out Of The Window,
You Put Your Face Out,😒

Then People Started Shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’

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Are you still as hot as you were in secondary school or it’s a long story?

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Just imagine if we were all naked just like animals
Guess what 🙄🤭
Too much Horny
😲🤣😂🤗

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Today early in the morning around 04:27 when i was busy driving my Ferrari🚘 with my girlfriend going to town for shopping. Guess what………………..
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The alarm⏰ woke me up!!!
Shit some dreams cant even come true

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Little is much when God is in it

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