No matter how comfortable you are…
Never ever and ever go to your boyfriend’s place
unannounced please..!
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My Dog Is Very Useless We Were Both Chased By Another Dog
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I I am coming from my child school to take results
1 .MATHS…U
2.ACCOUNT. .E
3.ENGLISH. .U
4.Facebook. .B
Whatsapp. .A
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A good plan is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
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POLICEMAN: Sir! A woman in Pretoria just shot her husband
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COMMANDER: Why did she shoot him?
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POLICEMAN: He walked on the floor she just mopped
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COMMANDER: Okay! have you arrested her yet?
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POLICEMAN: No sir.. The floor isn’t dry yet…🙄
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Instead of wiping away your tears,
wipe away the people who made you cry
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Life is like a bowl of cherries. You and get healthy by drinking the juice it makes. Or eat them in a yummy pie.
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Mother : mmmmh baby you’re back. How
was your first day at school? What did you
learn today?
Bundles of joy : my name is 6 years old
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It’s only African people that can go to the butchery,
and buy bones.
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Then go home, and begin to complain
that the bones doesn’t have meat.
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Wife : Honey can you you please help me clean the garden ?
Husband: Do I Look like a Gardener?
Wife : Sorry Honey , Ok then fix the bathroom door
Husband: Do I look like a Carpenter?
Then The Husband walks out , After coming from where he went,
he found the garden Clean and the door fixed
Husband: I knew my wife you can do this all by yourself
Wife: its not me
Husband: who then ?
Wife: John our neighbour
Husband: How much did you pay him
Wife : No money, he just give two options . Bread or S*x
Husband: I hope you give him bread
Wife: Do I look like a baker ?
Husband: (Fainted)🤣😂
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Life is short ,
time is fast,
no replay, no rewind,
so enjoy every moment as it comes.
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I don’t see any reason of eating with a Fork & Knife🍴
The animal is already dead, so weapons are useless..!
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Good Morning
Luck is not in your hands..
But decision is in your hands
Your decision can make luck,
but luck can never make your decision.
So always trust yourself.
Have a nice day
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Why don’t monkey’s use pocket watches ?
because they don’t wear pants silly
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Telephone Convo between a SIDE CHICK and WIFE.😅
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SIDE CHICK: Private number Hello😐 ??
WIFE: Hello, can I please to talk to Odelia.
SIDE CHICK: Yes u are talking to her, who am I talking to🤨?
WiFE: It’s not important, can u please do me a favour😏!
SIDE CHICK: What kind of favour🙄?
WIFE: Can you please stop calling my Husband🤚 !!! ??
SIDE CHICK: Okay fine😊. I was afraid, i thought you wanted to say i should stop sleeping with him.
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The feeling of watching your hands washing
each other ….😥
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