My mum asked for my phone so I quickly changed
“Joy” to “John” on my contact list.
When I gave my mum the phone, John texted
“I can’t wait to kiss you” Right now I’m in a family meeting.

Shout Out To Every Nigga Buying their Girlfriends iPhones & Samsung s8 on their Birthdays So They Can send us High Quality Nudes… We appreciate u

Letter “W” Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet…Because All WORRIES Start With “W” ie Why, Who, What, When, Wine, Whisky, Wealth, War And Finally WIFE..!

FATHER AND SON
A man followed his son to his
school’s end of the year party.
He saw other pupils being
awarded gifts for their
performance. His son did not
collect any.
MAN: God! Why do you give me
this kind of son? Are these not
children too? At least, they belong
to a parent too. Who will not be
happy to see his child perform
well like this?
The son heard this and was sad.
When they end the program they
walked out and wait for an Taxi
or Bus, while others are going
directly to their different cars.
SON: God! Why have you given me
this kind of father? Are these not
someone’s father, too. Who will
his father have an Air Conditioned
Jeep and will not be happy? See,
see them as they are enjoying!
The man heard this and gave the
son a dirty slap
MAN: silly boy, , dont you know
that if you study hard now, you
will buy a Jeep too?
SON: Dad, that means you did not
study hard when you are young.
Thats why you dont have car..

My friend there is no word in english called “eated”…leave facebook and focus on your grammar……………. Facebook is for those of us who readed their bookes and finished them, dont come here with your broken english, you hered me?

Most ladies go to parties with empty big handbags but when they come back………, their handbags are full of food and drinks🍪🍩🍰🍫🍬🍣🍢🍾🍷🍸!!!!

Ladies please let this habbit go with july…..we dont want this from 1 august on-wards😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I think its loud and clear!!!!
Busy in studio polishing my pics….will upload soon!! Get ready

Dont say money changed them,
u didnt text them when they were broke REMBER

keep playing your boyfriend like football ,
let another girl catch him like a goalkeeper ,
you will regret watching the highlight*

How long does it take for popcorn to pop coz
I’ve already added two cups of water but still nothing.

I once smoked weed and I got into a huge argument with myself, that day I got death
threats coz I was winning the argument… I’ll never touch the shit again.