If you have never spoken Chinese in your life
My friend today it’s your chance repeat these words fast👇👇
“MY SHOE SHALL SOON SHINE”
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Good morning.
Start your day with a smile & lots of joy in your heart.
Be positive that everything will be ok and full of happiness.
Have a wonderful day 2 all
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Don’t say sorry for something
you are planning on repeating later.
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Girls Code: i Don’t Know + I’ll See = i Ain’t Coming
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Im not looking for someone who has everything.
But someone who has time to spend with me
more than anything.
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I may not be perfect,
but I’m the best you’ll ever have…
you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back!
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I bought a Power Bank for a cheap price of R90 at the Chinese shop.
I was so happy until my phone started charging the Power bank..
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No matter how much money your girlfriend makes,
give her money because your Money tastes sweeter.
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So u caught your boyfriend sleeping with
another girl because u denied him sex.and
you have guts to say he’s cheating?
My sister that’s very wicked an selfish!!
“If there’s no electricity use generators”
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A cow gives milk to the whole village but it doesn’t shout. But when a hen lays one egg that can’t feed not even a kid, it shouts for the whole village to know that it has laid just a single egg.
So its so amazing how people who gave you very little assistance shout about it for years, while those who made significant contributions to your life rarely talk about it.
Live like a candle which burns itself but gives light to others.
Food_for_thought_2017.
Be Blessed
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Dear slender girls!
Stop putting your bra’s on the washing line to dry………
Why???????👇
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Look like sun glasses
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If you play The God’s Plan music video in reverse,
Drake takes money & cars from people.
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“Sometimes the most important thing you can say is just,
‘Are you ok?’” — Iain Thomas
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A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers
before selling out. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager’s office asking to be employed.
The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldn’t come up with an idea, so he decided to give the man a trial. He ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine. He took a sip and said, “It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.”
“That’s correct!” The manager exclaimed, “Well give him another one let’s see.” So he was given. He took a sip again and said, “It’s burukutu, a combination of herbs and apeteshi distilled at Akokoaso near New Abirem in Eastern Region of Ghana 3 years ago” “Incredible!” said the manager.
Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, “Go get some of your urine in a cup let’s see if he will get that.” So the man was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, “Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I’m not given this job, sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy!” both the man and the secretary fainted..😁😳✌
Don’t laugh alone put a smile on someone’s face by sending it.
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When I talk to you,
my day gets a whole lot better.
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Pls let me know if you can help – A friend of mine bought tickets to the Champions League final match .. the problem is that he completely forgot that its his wedding on the same day … coz he bought the tickets few months before fixing his wedding date …. Now he wants to know if anyone is interested in getting married….!
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