Stop this thing of asking people to get Married because their age mates are married. Even you, some of your age mates have died but nobody has asked you to die..

When you start behaving like Eskom in your relationship,
don’t be mad when your partner finds a GENERATOR.

Ladies, when men inbox you, you must know the only word that is truthful is “Hie”. Then the rest is all lies.

Sthandwa sam should i change the channel to watch soccer?
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Busha: No please watch porn
You know how to play soccer moc

I have realised that Brazilian hair is not meant for every one. 😂 😂 😂
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Because some ladies are looking like poor Somalians.
Whereas others are looking like divorced Indians.

So you caught your boyfriend sleeping💏 with another girl because you denied him *** and you have the guts to say he is cheating..! 🤨
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So if electricity🔌 company refuses to give electricity should he not use a generator? 🤔
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Be fair my sister..

Most girls reject good guys & choose bad boys,
when they get disappointed they blame all men…

A pregnant teenager slammed the door of a taxi and the driver shouted:
“You should have closed your legs that way!”

MTH101

If Chelsea lost 3-1 to Tottenham and lost 2-1 to wolves, calculate the margin in which they’re going to lose to city. Use hazard as the subject of the formula.

If Man city = X
Tottenham’s position = 3
Tottenham won (3-1)
Wolves’ position = 12
Wolves won (2-1)
Chelsea’s position = 4

X= 3 *(3-1)+12 *(2-1)/4

X= 3*2 + 12*1 /4

X =6 +12/4

X= 18/4

X = 4.5 ~5

X= 5

Manchester city will beat Chelsea by 5 goals

A Catholic Priest was dying in a hospital and asked the doctor to call a Police Officer & a politician .Within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to sit on either side of the bed. The priest held their hands n kept quiet. The guys were so touched and at the same time felt very important for being summoned by a priest in his dying moment. Out of anxiety, the politician ask, ‘But why did you call us? ‘ The priest gathered all his strength and said, ‘Jesus died between two thieves…..I want to go the same way!!!!!!!!!!!”