*After staging a coup in my house, I went to the sitting room to announce to my kids that my husband was now under bedroom arrest. “Your dad is safe and sound and his security is guaranteed. he remains the father and first in command of this house. However, I am only targeting the FEMALE criminals SURROUNDING HIS BONUS*
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When you want to leave the library but you can’t,
because the people you found there are still there..!!
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All the good things in my life I have done them through God
cause there’s nothing good I can do without Him. All the bad things I have done in my life I have done them on my own cause I didn’t listen to God when He speaks to me.
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In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- “Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? ”
Life is so beautiful in Africa.
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They say you have to be good to be lucky,
but I think you have to be lucky to be good.
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Make sure you’re happy today, because tomorrow is borrowed. Might be taken. Live Life and have good long sleep! 💚
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2⃣. Don’t make someone your everything because when they leave you’ll have nothing.
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I Have a Feeling That My Future Wife Needs Airtime
Which Network My Love 😍?
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So much pain and agony in this World. Crimes,Corruption, Kidnaps, MH370, Modi, Rahul, Kejrietc.And just when you think world has sufferedenough,……………..
Himesh Reshammiya releases his Movie.
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A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it’s different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
The counsellor said : “Why complain. You are still getting the same service.
In corporate world it is called …
*Job Rotation*!”
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How can you let a nigga with no passport tell you
“You’re the most beautiful woman in the World “?
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Guys am still shocked😥 about what I saw this morning at 02:45 when I was going to toilet, it was unbearable so I had to go n help myself. When I was coming back I looked at my neighbors house n I saw myself ploughing at their garden😭😭😭😥 What am I suppose to happen now? Do I have to go to police? Please help me n help me psychologically too!
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Then She Said “l Need A Shoulder To Crayon”
I Asked Her Which Colour And She Blocked Me
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My sister Listening to your heart more than your stomach
will make you date broke guys and eat love
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My Lips Are Shaking……
Someone is Busy Kissing my Girlfriend…
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If You Select seSotho On The
ATM Your Money Comes Coverd
In Blankets
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Where do I send the application to
if I want my dog to be a Police dog?
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