Judge : silent in court 😡😡😡😡you’re making a lot of noise 😡😡😡 the next person who shouts will be thrown outside the courtroom 😡
Wreezy: ( prisoner) hurrray🔊🔊 maweyoweeee hehehehehehe Helele 🔉🔉📢📣
Judge : you’re not going anywhere

I have this stupid neighbour
who changes music as if he is listening alone

Those Girls Who Are Afraid Of Killing A
Cockroach But Have The Heart To Abort A
Baby. Satan Is Waiting To Rape You In Hell
Idiots

niggas will laugh at you just
cause you don’t know Joburg but they
don’t know who their father is

Mr Mapfumo Sinkie came back from the mine where he works, very sad and stress.
Wife: Daddy what’s wrong?
Mr Sinkie: eish Honey all people I work with are all dead. 😥
Wife: What happened? 😞
Mr Sinkie: Lift cables were cut and lift lost control and kill all of them. 😭
Wife: And how did you survive? 😒
Mr Sinkie:I had gone to toilet 🚽and when I came back they were all gone. 😔
Wife: Wow God is great 🙆
Mr Sinkie: Each family of those people are going to receive R10 million.
Wife: Aah!!! Fock maan 😰 you mean i’ve lost R10 million because of your sh**t?😠

One word for her?

Dnt hide yourselves When u see us at clinic
we are all sick no1 goes there to withdraw money

As I Was Helping Mommy With The House Spring Cleaning I Found My Uncle’s SIM card and My Uncle Die Two Years Ago So I Was Thinking Of Sending A Massage To His Girlfriend And Say ” Guess Who’s Back”

*TODAY I DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!!!*
I went to a RESTAURANT and couldnt get a table. After seeing every table being occupied by couples, I took out my phone and made a very loud phone call, saying,
“My friend, your wife is here with another man just come and see”
Nine women DISAPPEARED!!!! And I got a table

Female size
.
Size 28 – Slender
Size 30 – Sexy
Size 32 – Adorable
Size 34 – Pakistan
Size 36 – Makoti
Size 38 – African woman
Size 40 – You Need herbax
.
Which one is yours ??