You’ll Never Hear A Lady’s Real Voice Unless
She’s Being Chased By A Dog

Facebook is meant for chatting but since girls don’t reply to our messages, we are now Comedians and it is working.

I gave my neighbor’s child R20 to buy airtime of R12 and take the remaining R8 as dash. Could you believe this nyopfi came back eating Kota and gave me R12 change. Telling me that Airtime is R12.50

If your boyfriend/girlfriend or hubby/wife trust you……
believe me you are ugly.

Lets not argue on this

No Woman Is Perfect, Just Choose Your Own Headache🤦 And Start taking Panado

A wife was in bed with her lover🍆🍑 when she heard her husband’s key in the door.🙄
“Stay where you are,😏” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.✋”
Sure enough,😄 the husband lurched into bed none the wiser😶, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet🤔 sticking out at the end of the bed😶.
He turned to his wife: “Hey,🤨 there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on💁‍♂️?”
“Nonsense,🙄” said the wife, “You’re so drunk😏 you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there😆.”
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two,✌three👌, four.🖖 Damn, you’re right.🤣

*SIDE EFFECTS OF BEING A TEACHER*
A teacher went to a hotel for lunch, he wanted to see a *menu* but forgot what it was called.
He asked the waiter, “can I see food *syllabus* please?
The waiter said, “What?”
The teacher replied, *”Table of contents”*
The waiter said, “No we don’t have such”
The teacher, “I mean *food curriculum”* 😜😜😜😅😅😅😂😂🤣😂🤣😂Good day Teachers.