Girls need to start looking for guys who have goal,
Ambitions and education because 10 years from now
‘Swag’ isn’t going to pay bills
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The highest form of stupidity is a side chick
being loyal to a married man..
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Find your birth month, day and year
and then form a sentence
.
Jan : I need
Feb : I killed
Mar : I slept with
Apr : I raped
May : I slapped
Jun : I hugged
Jul : I played with
Aug : I jumped on
Sep : I got drunk with
Oct : I spit on
Nov : I kissed
Dec : I love
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SELECT A DAY
01- Someone
02- a donkey
03- a monkey
04- a baboon
05- an elephant
06- my cousin
07- my girlfriend/boyfriend
08- Ronaldo
09- Nicky Minaj
10- a clown
11- a drunkard
12- a virgin
13- a hobo
14- a genius
15- a gorilla
16- Chris Brown
17- a pig
18- a model
19- Nobody
20- my dog
21- my first love
22- my ex
23- an old man
24- a dinosaur
25- Kim Kardashian
26- a prostitute
27- the lecturer
28- my best friend
29- a cat
30- an old friend
31- an idiot
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Select the year of birth…
1980- in a bar
1981- in a car park
1982- in a dirty pond
1983- in an ocean
1984- in a police van
1985- in a garage
1986- in a forest
1987- in a swimming pool
1988- in a toilet
1989- in a garden
1990- in a hotel room
1991- in a bus
1992- in a taxi
1993- on my bed
1994- in the river
1995- in our room
1996- on the playground
1997- with out my pants
1998- on the house roof
1999- with my eyes open
2000- but I’m lying
2001- in the grave yard
2002- in the bathroom
2003- always
2004- today
2005- on my birthd
Me: I raped a gorilla in the toilet.
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Trust is the key to the relationship,
if you can’t trust then why be together.
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They Says!.
Bad decisions make good stories
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“Don’t listen to the loudest voice;
find the truest one.
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In Africa you will go to a pharmacy and say you want to buy condoms and people will look at you like you want to buy a bomb.. who bewitched you my people?
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Don’t judge me by the mistakes I have made,
but by what I’ve learned from them.
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Just because I am submitting my assignments on Friday
then all of the sudden tomorrow it’s Thursday.
Wow days of the week are trash.
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To all the Police officers, Soldiers, Retail Workers, Medical Workers and other essential workers around the world… YOU GUYS ARE THE REAL HEROES. We owe you a great deal for putting your lives at risk for the greater good. We are praying for you !
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If you have a good heart leave ❤ for them
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Never introduce yourself to a lifestyle you can’t afford. Remember you have a life to live NOT a community to impress..!
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Joke of the day: 😂😂😂😂😂
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Then the woman’s husband unexpectedly comes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says:
“Dark in here.”
The Man says:
“Yes, it is.”
Boy:
;I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?”
Man:
;No, thanks.”
Boy:
;My dad’s outside, I’ll call him if you don’t buy it!”
Man:
“OK, how much?”
Boy: 😜😜😜
“$1,000.”
A few weeks later it happened again , and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.
Boy:
“Dark in here.”
Man:
;Yes, it is.”
Boy:
“I have soccer boots.”
The Man, remembering the last time, and asks the boy:
“How much?”
The Boy says 😜😜😜
“$5,000.”
The Man says:
“Fine, I will buy them.”
A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
“Grab your ball and boots,
let’s go outside and have a game.”
The Boy says:
“I can’t, I sold them for $ 6,000.”
The Father says:😳😳😳😳😳
“That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… $ 6,000 is way more than those two things cost.
I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your “SINS.”
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The Boy says:
“Dark in here.”
😜😜😜😜😜
The Priest says:
“Don’t start that shit again!”
😜💥🎈😜💥🎈😜💥🎈😜💥🎈
THIS IS MY CHURCH, NOT YOUR FATHER’S HOUSE !
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WHO IS THE MOST STUPID?
PETER: “I want my money now!”
JOHN: “I will kill myself so that I won’t pay
you”. he pulled a gun and shot himself
dead
PETER: “Hahaha… If you think u’ll get away
with my money u r wrong, I will follow u
until u pay me!”. he takes the gun and
shot himself dead as well.
JAMES was watching from a distance he
laughed and said: “These guys are funny, I
must watch this till the end”… *he also took
the gun and killed himself!
Do you want to know how it ended? You
know what to do…
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Women are like clothing shops.
You may like everything in Truworths
but the Question is can you afford it??
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Some Men Are Idiots.
You Ran Away From Your One Child Only To
Become The Stepfather Of four..!
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Hi guys, I would like to let you know that next Monday is my last day here in Zim, I am travelling to England to study Industrial Engineering. I will be away for three years. May God be with
all. I will miss you all. Please forward this message to everyone who knows me. I have just forwarded the message as I received it. I don’t even know who is travelling.
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