The best TIME on EARTH is the TIME that you SPEND with someone’s WIFE.

Of course your mother, who is your father’s WIFE.

What were you thinking, may GOD deliver you.

You loaned your friend R4000 last year June, since then he/she refused to pay which deteriorated the friendship. Yesteday you beg him/her to just pay you R2000 and forget about the rest because you are having financial emergencies.
Your friend then say he/she can only give you R1500 that’s all he/she have. You feel like you have no option but to accept. You give him/her your account details so that he/she can send directly to your bank.
You wake up this morning , check your account there is R15000 in it. You keep staring at the screen it is indeed R15k. You grap your phone you find 50 missed calls from your dear friend and a text begging you to transfer back R13500 he/she only meant to send R1500 and accidentally added 0 .
So what are you going to do?
1. Send back R13500?
2. Take your full R4000.?
3. Keep all?

Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?”
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“No”, she replies sleepily.
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“I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I’m getting super powers!”
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Emily replies groans: “Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!”

A Woman Is Driving First Time On The Highway.

Her Husband Calls & Says: “Be Careful Love, It’s Just Been On The Radio That Some One Is Driving The Wrong Way On The Highway”

She Replies: “Someone? These Idiots Are In Hundreds“

Bushiri: When you sleep you will close your eyes..👉 “👀”
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His people: How did he know that??

“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful,
when her lips are closed..!”