Some people only listen to, and believe what they want to hear,
the truth, to them, is irrelevant.
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The less we look with our eyes,
the more we will see with our hearts.
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If I have stopped talking to you and missing you,
then understand that you have lost the person
who used to care about you.
Now I have understood that
having a relationship is possible
only when that relationship is real.
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When you see someone using crayons in an exam and
wena you didn’t need them
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Never lie to someone who trusts you,
and never trust someone who lies to you.
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🎩 I don’t like people who take drugs😐
Like Airport security for example.
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Many Guys are single because they refused to reply that simple text:
“Please can you do me a favor”
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Love the LADY
but dont touch
the BODY
if u touch the BODY
u become a DADDY
plz send this sms 2 10 boys and try 2 decrease the population in India
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Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine.”
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When you have to live every day single
yet you got married 25 years ago.
That’s sad. Not even funny
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in America .. The So Called Developed Country , When A Traffic Police Stops You And You Put Your Hands in Your Pockets , He Shoot You instantly …
But Here in South Africa .. When A Traffic Officer Stops You And You Put Your Hands in Your Pockets , He Will Start Smiling
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One of the hardest things to do is “TRUST”, especially when those whom you “TRUSTED” the most were those who betrayed you
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Every time i send a risky text i throw my phone
& run away from it
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Two friends were walking home and a Lady happened to be Blowing a Kiss 😘 to one of them…..from the window of a Single Storey building.
1st friend:
Man, it looks like that Babe is
Blowing kisses at me…
2nd friend:
Guy leave her alone,
Don’t pay any attention to her.
(Then the lady signalled 🙋 to Him to come)
1st friend:
Man the babe is calling me!
2nd friend:
My friend, Don’t go.
1st friend:
Why would you ask Me not to go
When a fine Babe like that is calling me?
2nd friend:
Pal, l’m begging you,
Please Don’t go, please Don’t go
The Friend ignored Him…
And went over to the Lady,
She went to meet Him
And they both went upstairs.
Suddenly as they were about to have Fun,
They heard a Car honking.
Lady: (on opening the window)
Hell ! That’s my Husband!!
1st friend:
Shit! I’m in Trouble!!
Lady:
Don’t worry, just pretend
Like you’re the Laundry man
And iron these Clothes,
Pointing at a heap of Clothes.
The Guy spent the whole Day…
Ironing clothes because
The Husband never left home that day.
The next day he went over to his Friend’s place
1st friend:
Pal, can you believe that it was
Clothes and Clothes l ironed
Throughout the day yesterday.
2nd friend:
But I told you not to go.
All those clothes you ironed,
l WASHED THEM THE PREVIOUS DAY !!!
Men will be Men
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and
they sent a piece of my finger to my father.
He said he wanted more proof.
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You try to build your relationship
then boom Satan steals the cement
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