I just finished three books today.
Believe it or not, but that’s a lot of coloring
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Four people that u can’t trust in this world…
1)Girls
2)Women
3)Ladies
4)Females
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I invited her to my room now
she’s killing my cockroaches
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I’ve stopped smoking weed after the day
I saw an Ant breastfeeding its babies….
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Brothers, please pray for your mothers.
Only few girls want their mothers in laws alive
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?😐
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It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins
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Sometimes I fail to approach some girls because of their facial expression.
Some look like they’ve Already broken up with you
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U see that guy who is replying your chat faster than ur boyfriend ?
He is also replying slowly to his own girlfriend,
so sister stay where u are.😀😀
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You took my girlfriend and still send me a friend request,
My bro, do you want to eat my data too?
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If you are really lucky, you will find one person
who will walk through life with you no matter what
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A Lecturer Teaching Medical Was Tutoring A Class On Observation.
He Took Out A Jar Of Yellow-Coloured Liquid. This, He Explained, Is Urine.
To Be A Doctor, You Have To Be Observant Two Color, Smell, Sight And Taste.
After Saying This, He Dipped His Finger Into The Jar And Put It Into His Mouth.
His Class Watched On In Amazement, Most, In Disgust!
But Being The Good Students That They Were, The Jar Was Passed,
And One By One, They Dipped One Finger Into The Jar,
And Then Put It Into The Jar And Then Put It Into Their Mouth.
After The Last Std. Was Done, The Lecturer Shook His Head!
The Lecturer: “If Any Of You Had Been Observant, You Would Have Noticed,
That To Put My Second Finger Into The Jar And My Third Finger Into My Mouth.“
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Whether I have a house or not if I’m dating a girl with a house,
I become the man of that house and she has to listen to me,
if not she must get out of my house
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Jerry Seinfeld
I’m left-handed. Left-handed people do not like that the word ‘left’ is so often associated with negative things: Two left feet, left-handed compliments, ‘What are we having for dinner?’ ‘Leftovers.’ You go to a party, there’s nobody there. ‘Where’d they go?’ ‘They left. 😂
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She Left Note On Fridge- It’s Not Working! Can’t Take It Anymore.
He Opened D Fridge,
The Beer Was Cold Nd Said-
WTF Is She Talking About?
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A man was watching a movie at home, and suddenly shouts
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!
Don’t go inside the church!!!
Its a trap!!!!
His wife confused, asks him “what are you watching?”
He answered “our wedding DVD
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Ladies who always say ‘All men are dogs……!!’
Yes we are dogs but what type of dog is your dad????
😂😂Just passing here..
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