When you take a Pedi girl to KFC
then she chew those chicken bones untill
they become as fine as Washing powder…

“No Thanks, I’m A Vegetarian” Is A Funny Thing To Say
When Someone Tries To Hand You Their Baby 🤣😂

[Dear Slay Queens💰]
Don’t stress darlings, your graduation is coming very soon..

Beauty has left the eyes of the beholder it is now in the hands of the make up artist..!

That Pain 😢😥 , When You Show Someone Something That
You Are Really Proud Of And They Say “Cool”
And They Change The Subject 😭

Not Every girl that takes Toothpick wants to use it on her teeth.
•°•°•
Some normally use it to scratch their 5 months old weave..

I forgot to zip up my trouser, so a lady told me politely, “sir your garage is open” I gave her naughty smile as I zip up and asked, “Did you see my RANGE ROVER parked inside?” The lady smiles back and said “no just one small TOYOTA with two Flat tyres.
I’m still crying

You can’t sleep with the guy for the first then do women on top
even at work you don’t start by being a CEO…

All wife materials are indoors now pressing their phones …plz show yourself???

Loud Music While Cleaning Can
Make You Lift The Wardrobe Alone🙆

I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This But
.
.
.Don’t Lose Yourself Trying To impress Us
On Social Media
WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS…