In a relationship you must pull your weight! If your man spoils you spoil him right back. If he hasn’t called to check on you, please call to check up on him. You won’t die 😏. Love and pride cannot coexist. Females expect too much and do so little 😳
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LOVE
is not about whom
you have known the longest
OR
Who came first
OR
Who cares the best
It’s all about WHO CAME &
NEVER LEFT.
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Relative: kya karte ho?
Me: Import/Export ka business.
R: Wow Great, kaha pe?
Me: Twitter se Tweet import karke FB & WA pe export karta hu.
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Your Mom went to consult a female Doctor
.
Your Mom: Doc I have a Problem
my Husband wants sex all the time,
what should I do?
Doctor: Give him my Number.
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Today I went To The toilet without my phone and
there are 112 tiles in the bathroom.
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The amount of lipstick some guys have
swallowed in the name of kissing is
enough to paint two local governments
schools
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That Mini Heart Attack You Get
.
When You Reach Your Pockets
And Don’t Feel Your Phone
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Nyaa (8) Was In A bus Eating a Chocolate ,
Then He Took Another One And Then Another,
A Man Next To Him Said ” Do You…Know That
Too Much Of It Will Damage Your Teeth ”
Nyaa replied. ” My Grandfather Lived To 132 years ”
The Man Asked ” Was It Because Of Eating Chocolate ? ”
Little Nyaa Replied, ” No , he was always minding his own business”
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Nowadays the story you hear about yourself
will make you wonder if someone is using your body elsewhere
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Never ever tell yourself that you are better than others.life is unpredictable.
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When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.
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If you’re going through a tough time right now,
I want you to know that, it’s your turn my friend, go through it!
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Guys imagine, the phone I bought with my own money
is now correcting my English
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Why are bachelors slimmer than married men?
Bachelors return from work and see the same boring stuff in the’ fridge’and go to ‘bed’…..
Whereas married men return from work and see the same boring stuff in ‘bed’ and go to the ‘fridge’.
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Standing Alone Doesn’t Mean I AM Alone,
I AM Strong Enough To Handle Things All By Myself.
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Your beliefs become your thoughts,�
Your thoughts become your words,
Your words become your actions,
Your actions become your habits,
Your habits become your values,
Your values become your destiny.
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