When you think your relationship is a movie,
But🤦i it’s just an advert!

When you try to talk in a taxi and they give you a halls and
say eat this first you’ll talk after

Ladies….
If you have pimples please dont put makeup ontop of those pimples……
Do you know why?????
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Because you look like magnum ice cream

An accident occurred, 11 persons were injured, 14 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer R50,000 to the injured and R6million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were… One of the dead shouted, “Bro, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!”

I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This,
But Call Your Ex And Apologise

Pliz dont make a woman cry, for a womans tears are expensive. When a single drop comes out, it mixes with Loreal eyeliner-$11.50, and Revlon mascara-$18.50. When it rolls down the cheek it further mixes with D &G blusher-$15 and Mac powder-$9.50. Finally when it gets to the lips it mixes with Maybelline lipstick-$12 and Avon lip gloss-$4.50.

This means a single tear drop is ruining about *$70*.
Please don’t make them cry.

*_At least make men cry coz its only vaseline-$1.50._*

If he comes back from work and sits in his car for a while.
Sister, his deleting the messages…
Yes, your rival’s messages..👌