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Its shocking what people are doing these days.
Yesterday in church the guy seated next to me
lit a cigarette during praise and worship.
I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer! !

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You can take water to the horse
but you can not drink water to the horse

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Dear group members, please decrease the brightness of your mobile phones. The group’s electricity bill has increased too much this month
Thanks for your understanding.

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The language of friendship is not words,
but meanings.

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-Every Time She Ends a Long Conversation Saying He Should Go
She Hopes To Hear – No, I’d Stay.
But All He Says is – Okay, Bye Tc.

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I am ready to sleep forever and ever,
if you just want to be with me in my dreams.

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Good Morning
Think 100 times before you take a decision,
but once that decision is taken,
stand by it as one man.
Have a nice day..

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All say that love is more important than money..
Have you ever tried paying your bill with a hug.. ?

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A relationship means that you come together to make each other better.
Believe in each other. Support each other.
Be their peace, not their problem.

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Who gossips the most. . ?
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1.Teachers at staffroom.📄
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2.Amajita at the tarven🍻
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3.Workers at the salon💅
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4.Mechanics under a car🔧
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5.Two unemployed friends..
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6.Two Females Neighbours who are Unemployed👩
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7.Three closed Church Members
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8.Group of Boys always standing next to the Somalian Tuck shop👦👥
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9.stokvel women👰👒
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.10.street vendors💰

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Don’t change to please someone else, change because it makes you a better person.

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i seriously don’t know why people expect pastors’ kids to be like them.
God only called their fathers.
It wasn’t a conference call…

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No man succeeds without a good woman behind him.
Wife or Mother, if it’s both,
he is twice blessed.

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What is black and hangs from the ceiling?
A very bad electrician

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I have done so many mkstakrs in my life
But i have never left a wedding ceremony without eating never

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Today’s doctors are becoming lazy. They don’t do this “breathe in and out” thing anymore. They just put a stethoscope on your chest and expect a response. Mina I just hold my breath till I pass out 🤣🤣 I rather die then do someone’s job.

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