Some people come into your life JUST to send
you ‘wud’, ‘hud’, ‘wuw’, ‘k’, type of texts!!
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You`re like an alcohol.
I don’t keep you for the taste,
I keep you for the feeling.
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I bought a Power Bank for a cheap price of R90
at the Chinese shop.
I was so happy until my phone
started charging the Power bank
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You’ve Been Single From January till
November And As We Enter December You’ve
Found Love. Bro Don’t Accept It, The Devil
Wants To Play With Your Bank Account ☹☹☹☹
Trust me…
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The true measure of a man is not
how he behaves in moments of
comfort & convenience but
how he stands at times of
controversy & challenges.
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Often in life we forget the things we should remember
and remember the things we should forget.
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When you greet people and they don’t respond….
What do you say in silence?😠
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I love you , not only for what you are ,
but for what i am when i am with u
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Friends are better than Lovers
Because
Love says i will give everything but
Friends say when i m there you
wont need anything
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Love doesn’t need 1000 words, of 1000 gifts, needs only 3 things, trust, respect, and above all sincerity!
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How can a guy without passports tell u that u are the most beautiful girl in the world?Where in the world has he been to?
Such lies must end this year.
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Don’t be a boring girlfriend,
sometimes you must take your boyfriend to the mortuary
to show him where he belongs if you find him cheating
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Find the person you can act freely with him
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Most of us believe that we only have one life. And that life is short. We can either live it, or waste it on things that do not matter. At the end of our life, we never regret not making enough money or achieving more success.
💙💛💜
But we will always regret not having lived the life the way we always wanted. And the truth is, we never know when the end will come. So it is better to live our life today. Don’t postpone it for tomorrow.
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If you are still searching for that one amazing person
who will change your world.
Then have a look in the mirror…
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Ghost 1: Hi
Ghost 2: Hey
Ghost 1: How did you die?
Ghost 2: I was mistakenly locked up in the frigerator. At first, I was chilling, then, it started freezing, and then, i couldn’t breathe again… I died of suffocation.
Ghost 1: Wow…. what a sad way to die.
Ghost 2: Yeah. How did u die?
Ghost 1: I died of heart attack.
Ghost 2: What happened?
Ghost 1: My wife cheated on me. I came back home and saw a man’s pair of shoes, then, I rushed to the bedroom and met only my wife there. She was naked. I knew there was a man in the house cos my neighbour told me. and the man was still in the house as my wife was undressed and scared. so, I started running and searching the whole house. I searched in the kid’s room, kitchen, toilet, bathroom, wardrobe and dinning, I couldn’t find him and I was very tired of running, so I got a heart attack.
Ghost 2: IDIOT!!!! If you had checked the refrigerator we would have been both alive by now!!!
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