A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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Better to marry late and marry right, than marry early and marry wrong. Marriage is not an assembly hall.
Late coming is allowed.
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HIM: Eish bae, these days it’s too cold. Tjo!! I hate Winter time, so you? which time do you like?
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HER: I like Airtime!!
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Her : bbe I wanna cook u your favourite meal today
Him: can u cook a beer?
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The happiness of your life depends
on the quality of your thoughts
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Men……………
•Once you lie😪 to a woman, you lose her trust🙄
•Once you disrespect😏 a woman, you lose her respect🤗
•Once you break a woman’s heart💔, she will never ever love💕 you the same!!!
Always handle her with extra care🤗
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Don’t lose a good man because you think he can’t afford you 😕…
you are a soul to be loved 💗not a product to be bought
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Calvin asked a girl in a Library;
“Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice;
“I don’t want to spend the night with you!” All the students in the library started staring at Calvin and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to Calvin’s table and she told him….
…”I study Psychology and I know what a man is thinking, l guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
Calvin responded with a loud voice:
“R500 just for one night! This is too much!” And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and Calvin whispered in her ears;
“I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty”
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Message Body:
Mathematics clazz
Teacher: Arfoza Yu have 12 mangoes and Yu give two mango to Halima, three to Aisha and three to Nuria
So what do you have
Meh: Three new girlfriends
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A simple formula for happy life.
Never try to defeat anyone,
Just try to win everyone,
Don’t laugh at anyone
but laugh with everyone.
Good Morning
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A man asked a very beautiful Air hostess: “What’s your name?”
Air hostess: “Eva Benz..”
Man : “Lovely name…any relation to Mercedes Benz?”
Air hostess: (smiling) “The maintenance costs are the same”
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends
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Some psychologists say that sleeping naked
can help build a person’s confidence, .
But nobody on this bus seems to appreciates it
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Boys 😀 🙂 🙂 🙂 😀
don’t You Wish :p
Don’t You Wish Years to Come You Can Go To Work !!!!! Come Back Home Tired Asf ! :p
park Your Car 😀
your Kids Come Running And Screaming “Papa” 😀
enter A Clean House :p Open A Kitchen Door And Smell Dinner :p
Enter A Clean House Find Wifey Wearing Something Sexy Af !!!!
Get A Kiss From Wifey Then “How Was your day Baby” 😀
And Later You Go With Wifey To Bed And Hit Things Up While The Kids Are Sleeping 😀 😀
Speaking Of Real Niggas Goals !!!!!!!!!!! Feel Me !!!!
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but please
return people’s money with the
same energy and smile you borrowed it
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My Teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said said ”
At the end of this ruler there’s an idiot!””
I got detection after asking which end
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