Adam and Eve during their Valentines:
Eve: ‘Do u love me?’
Adam: “Ah, do i have a choice?”
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Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.
WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got
washed.. I wrote your name in air, it was
blown away. Then I wrote your name on my
heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created
YOU.
WIFE: Twinkle twinkle little star You should
know what you are And once you know
what you are Mental hospital is not so far
HUSBAND: The rain makes all things
beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful Why
doesn’t it rain on you?
WIFE: Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you, should be kept in zoo.
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there
too Not in cage but outside, laughing at you.
Mention your friends
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Trust me when i say, “I can’t change water into wine”. 😂 😂 😂
.
But i can change your Bae into your Ex. Finish & klaar.
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If you help a lady when in trouble
she will definitely remember you
when in trouble again
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Relationship stress can make you iron all your clothes
And when you done you realize you didn’t plug the iron
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My boyfriend’s phone always shows aeroplane ✈…
When l am with him. I think he wants to be a pilot…. 💁 l am proud of him
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Maintain a smile in all situations
then you are strong enough
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Just because that lipstick is expensive it doesn’t mean it’s looks good on your lips,
some lips just need vaseline
and that Green Zam-buk
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That moment when a short guy compliments u and say
your hair smells nice and u start wondering
which hair is he talking about
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I wish I had a delete button in my life to
delete some memories and feelings.
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My ex told me she will love me until forever
comes, I didnt know forever is her
Zimbabwean boyfriend
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Love mostly is like a sugarcane .
Meaning that love starts when sweet and
ens up unbitter like nodes.
Where you find the first is more sweet than the second.
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Sometimes I don’t feel like going to work
but then I remember I was born Cute not rich
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My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me “Fuseg your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread
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I promise to walk 1000 miles with you …..
…just promise that you’ll walk back with me..
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In the era of internet you don’t need a well filled mind, you just got google for that, what is mostly needed is a mind which accepts uncertainty!
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