This policeman vowed that he
must extract at least 50bob from
this driver. After checking all his
particulars and saw that the man
had everything OK. The
policeman looked at the car boot
and saw a he goat that the man
bought for Xmas. “What about
that goat” the policeman asked.
the driver submitted the purchase
receipt. When the policeman
knew not what to ask for again,
he kept quiet for about 10
seconds, then asked, “what of the
birth certificate of the goat”

Today was the day I decided to be serious about life, I took a step that many of my friends can’t take. I went for HIV Testing and I came back very HAPPY because I found the Clinic closed…

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one problem. The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show “Look, it’s not the same hat!” or, “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table,” or “Hey, all the cards the ace of spades?” The magician was furious, but couldn’t do anything. It was, after all, the captain’s parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another.
Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said,
“OK, I give up. Where’s the ship?”

Do You Still Remember Back Then When You Were Stupid AF That When You Found A Boyfriend
You’d Write:
.
– lebo 4 Kay
– True Love Never Die
– Die By Mistake
– Mistake By People
– People By Jealous
.
– On Your School Bag???

dont understand why ladies cross their legs whenever they seat..
I mean What is the purpose of wearing expensive penties??