Father: Dude, why did you break up with her? She was a good woman..!?
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Son: She’s a murderer, she killed a spider in my room. How can I date someone who ruined my chances of becoming spiderman..
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When you throw the trash out,
do you go outside later and check how it’s doing??
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No! So stop stalking your ex.”
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A mentally retarded man stole a cellphone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all, the mentally challenged gentleman would not know how to operate the complicated handset. However, something funny happened as the the mentally retarded man pressed the phone, it did not respond. So, he continued pressing, pressing and pressing …. *Read more*
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Somewhere out there, your girlfriend is telling a GTI guy
that you passed away last year
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Happy December 1st,
May God bless all of us this month of December! Happiness and genuine love for everyone! Let us hope that this month will heal everyone’s heart and will turn every sadness into blessings and nonstop happiness! Enjoy the cold December, everyone!
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Telephone Convo between a SIDE CHICK and WIFE.😅
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SIDE CHICK: Private number Hello😐 ??
WIFE: Hello, can I please to talk to Odelia.
SIDE CHICK: Yes u are talking to her, who am I talking to🤨?
WiFE: It’s not important, can u please do me a favour😏!
SIDE CHICK: What kind of favour🙄?
WIFE: Can you please stop calling my Husband🤚 !!! ??
SIDE CHICK: Okay fine😊. I was afraid, i thought you wanted to say i should stop sleeping with him.
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Santa At Railway Station To Other People: “Did Anyone Lose Money Wrapped In A Rubber Band?”
One Said: “Yes I Did”
Santa: “Well, It’s Your Lucky Day, I Found The Rubberband“
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*I am self employed so if you see me talking alone don’t bother to ask me , no problem ,maybe I have staff meeting
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World Economic Outlook
One Day A Tourist Comes To The Only Hotel In A Debt Ridden Town. Lays A $100 Note On The Table & Goes To Inspect The Rooms.
Hotel Owner Takes The Note & Rushes To Pay His Debt To The Butcher.
Butcher Runs To Pay The Pig Farmer. Pig Farmer Runs To Pay The Feed Supplier.
Supplier Runs To Pay The Prostitute, Who In These Hard Times Gave Her Services On Credit.
Hooker Then Runs To Pay Off Her Debt To The Hotel Owner For The Rooms She Rented For Her Clients.
Hotel Owner Then Lays The $100 Note Back On The Counter.
The Tourist Comes Down, Takes His Money & Leaves As He Did Not Like The Rooms.
No One Earned Anything. But The Town Is Now Without Debt & Looks To The Future With A Lot Of Optimism.
And That Is How The World Is Doing Business Today.
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Mathematics clazz
Teacher: Clazz wat iz de 10-1
One student: teacher it’s 0
Teacher: faint
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Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep with a boi in
other bed sober the whole night…
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Psychiatrist: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to nearest Temple
Psychiatrist: Good, prayer and meditation are effective tools to reduce stress
Patient: No no no, I just mix-up all the shoes out there and watch people searching… Feels awesome.
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Be the change you wish to see in the world
Mahatma Gandhi
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When a man Open
A door of his car for his wife,
b sure of one thing either wife or car is new
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Mama. Those who have preach 2 us that drinking
alcohol is unholy but have a box of wine in their church’s storeroom are here.
U never told us how 2 deal with them.Give us a signal mama!
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My mum is preparing stew with her hen
that has slept with almost all the cocks In our area ,
as for me ,
i won’t eat that Prostitute
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