Dear ladies,We don’t cheat, some people just think
they are in a relationship with us!
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My biggest problem in life, was overcoming myself, but once I defeated my self..the only thing left was peace 😘😘..
Good morning fam 😘
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My uncle saved his girlfriend number as Low Battery…whenever his phone ring and he is not around*…. *His wife just connect it to a charger and life goes on*…..
😂😂😂
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The day I get a hug with my Crush 😍..
I swear they’ll have to separate me from her with hot boiling water.
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Women are like swimming pools never mind about who swam before you ,
who is swimming with you or
who will swim after you.
My brother just enjoy your swim
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Welcome to South Africa where
(1). Young girls look forward to putting their signatures on Social Grants than JOB CONTRACTS,
(2). Beer is more important than water,
(3). Arbotion is legal, yet murder is illegal,
(4). Rape and other crime rate is higher than education,
(5). Getting a smart phone is greater than achieving a degree,
(6). Beautiful girls are getting 100+ LIKES on social networks everyday, while the ugly ones are getting DEGREES and getting MARRIED every weekend,
(7). Losing a phone is more painful than losing virginity,
(8). Pizza deliveries are faster than an emergency response
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Don’t tell me your secrets
cause when I get to
bae’s place I’ll start
saying everything.
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Short girls in white dress
Looks like toilet papers
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She didn’t steal your Man but your man chose her over you..! ☝
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Dear Friends
Lets create a book of lies we have heard and said;
Page 1: I cant live without you
touch lets go
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I always hear people saying legends are born in January,
February, March and all the other months of the year😑
.
Please my question is, in which month are
thieves, Gays, Rapists, Ritiualists, Abortionists, e.t.c born?
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Nyaa who was an aeroplane cleaner was
cleaning the pilot’s cockpit and saw a book
entitled, “HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR
BEGINNERS, VOLUME ONE”.
He opened the first page which said; “To start the engine,
press the red button”.
He did so and the airplane engine started!
He was pleased and opened the next page,
“To set airplane moving, press blue button”
He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed!
He wanted to fly, he opened the 3rd page which said;
“To let airplane fly, please press the green button”.
He did so and the plane started flying!!!
He was so happy After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land.
He opened to the 4th page.
The 4th page said,
“To learn how to land a plane, please go and BUY Volume TWO” !!!
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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter…
people the opposite.
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To all my haters, remember, its mind over matter:
I don`t mind & you don`t matter.
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Guys I know we might share jokes, laughing together and such. But my private life has nothing to do with you, so please I want the truth now! Who gave Cristiano Ronaldo my Contact Number?
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One of the saddest mistake a Christian can make is that of failing to attend the assemblies of the church. How can one ever hope to be faithful to the Lord if he does not respect him enough to meet with the other brethren for worship? The point is, he cannot be faithful under such conditions.
On the other hand, they can go on with what they want to do, they can go to their work regardless of the distance, and so on.
Some of those who fail to attend usually come up with this remark: But I have my prayers at home. That would be fine if that was all the Lord required.
However, he has specifically asked that his people assemble on the first day of the week. In doing so, they are nt only to pray, but study, sing, partake of the Lord’s Supper, and give of their means.
Now to those who try to worship by themselves at home, to whom do they give their contribution? What abt the Lord’s Supper? No, I am sure that most of these individuals never get any further than prayer in their worship to the Lord, if they get that far. But they need to be taught that there is more to worship than simply praying to God.
It is true that there are times when Christians may be providentially hindered, such as being sick, and other things that would make it impossible for them to attend worship service.
In this case, one doesn’t have to offer an excuse for nt being present bt rather have a reason. Furthermore, the Lord will accept a reason for one’s absence, but he will nt accept an excuse.
Happy Father’s Day to all daddies out there who takes care of their kids💕 and happy Youth day. 👀💞💞💖
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