Don’t let ‘Social Media’ fool you.
We are all struggling just on different levels!
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Sex on the Sabbath*
A man wonders if having *sex* on the *Sabbath* is a sin b’cos he is not sure if sex is *work* or *play.* So he goes to a *priest* & asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the *Bible,* the *priest* says, “My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that *sex* is *work* & is therefore not permitted on *Sabbath.”*
The man thinks: “What does a *priest* know about *sex?”* So he goes to a *minister* who, after all, is a married man & experienced in this matter. He queries the *minister* & receives the same reply. *Sex* is *work* & therefore not for the *Sabbath!*
Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a *Rabbi,* a man of thousands of years tradition & knowledge. The *Rabbi* ponders the question, then states, “My son, *sex* is definitely *play.”*
The man replies, *”Rabbi,* how can u be so sure when so many others tell me *sex* is *work?”*
The *Rabbi* softly speaks, “My son, if *sex* were *work,* *wives* would definitely make their *maids* do it for them.
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When God sent Adam and Eve
away from the garden of Eden
Eve turned back and asked for transport money
Fear women
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Don’t play with a girl’s heart!
She’s got only one.
Always try to play with her t**s!
she’s got two of those😏
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If you spend more time on Facebook than WhatsApp,
then you’re probably single.
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Saying: “Oh yeah, i get it”
Just so the teacher walks away.
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Mom on Christmas:
“Take screwdriver unscrew TV and take out custard and mayonnaise”
Me: 😲😳
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An Eagle does not fight a snake on the ground, it
picks it up thereby changes the fighting ground,
then releases it back to the ground. A snake has no
stamina, no power, no balance in the air. It is
useless, weak and vulnerable unlike on the ground
where it is deadly, wise and powerful, so as a child of God take your fight to the spiritual realm where
God takes charge. Don’t fight your challenges in the
physical realm; change grounds like an eagle. You
will be assured of a clean uncontested victory.
Pray n let God take control….the battle belongs to
the Lord. PLEASE KNOW THIS WE ARE NOT FIGHTING FOR
VICTORY, WE ARE FIGHTING FROM VICTORY.
Remember there’s nothing to be scared of.
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Accounting students walk like
they know the ingredients of making money
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Have you noticed that most Girls from Rich Families are Shapeless??
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Makula/indians dont waste time. They send a friend request to a girl…if she is delaying to accept, they inbox her “helo babie” sametime they will send 🍆 and ask do you like it😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Makula are the best
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Am i the only one who goes house 🏡 to house 🏡 and introduce my girlfriend after getting in a new relationship???
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Arguing with your dark skin guy is a problem
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Him : You will never see me again
then he switches off the light 💡
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I smoked weed this morning , I have not yet seen any after effects,
but I fell from a 3 storey building,
i don’t remember if i died or survived.
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Pictures with bras and panties are not nudes…
I can go to the beach to see that
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Some Kid In A Taxi Today Askes Her Pregnant Mom
Kid : Mom whats in your stomach
Mom : A baby
Kid : Do you love her ?
Mom : yes
Kid : why did you eat it
Mom : fainted 🙆
But i Can’t laugh
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