Relationship stress 💔😏 Mara, Today I scratched someone’s head in the taxi, thinking it was mine.

Be honest Can you kiss your bae during your parents are inside there or to bath during inside your parents when your bae is there?

Nothing kills my mood like a bank reciept
that says:
Current balance: R 599.00
Available balance: R 200.00

Teacher : You are a failure! at your age, Bill Gates already invented his first computer software.
Rainbow: Mind your own business sir,
at your age Adolf Hitler committed suicide.

Nomsa wrote :

“Thanks God my kidz passed away to another grades , i’m going to braai them Saturday.”

Real man dont beat a wife/girlfriend. If you are strong enough just hide her makeup staff💋💅🙎💄
My bro thats when you will see and know that ladies can fight back😂😂😂

Definitely world war 3!!!!!!

Girls cheat more than Niggas😏…
They just don’t get caught because
side niggas don’t talk as much as side chick

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
“And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks.
Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s bitch.”

Happy birthday to everyone forever…
Now I can live freely not worried about whose birthday is it tomorrow

Even If U Put The Volume Level On 1🔊
Nigerian Movies Will Always Be Nigerian Movies

HOW TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE A NORMAL PERSON

1>YOU HAVE FACEBOOK
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4>YOU’RE WASTING YOUR TIME READING THIS
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5>YOU DIDN’T NOTICE THERE IS NO NUMBER 3
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7>YOU JUST CHECKED TO SEE OF THERE IS NO NUMBER 3
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8>WHERE IS NUMBER 6 , IDIOT ?
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9>YOU’RE NOW SMILING BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU’RE AN IDIOT
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10>WHERE IS NUMBER 1?
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11>YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME AND WENT TO CHECK !
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12>YOU’RE NOT NORMAL AT ALL

White kid : Sorry mom I’ll try harder next term
Black kids: ahh but I’m not the only one who failed moss!