I am selling a good second hand girlfriend*
Still attractive with 1 child and in good condition.
Model: 1993
Make: slender
Mileage: 1 child
Suspension finished shocks but replaceable.
Prize negotiable ,swap and top also accepted .
If interested please inbox me.
remember no road test

Ladies…
Just because he put an engagement ring💍 on your finger that doesnt mean you must be rude and desrespect other men. You are not married yet but just booked for marriage. Remember booking can be cancelled anytime!!!

Nxaaa stop being n acting weird

Girl: babe can i use your phones calculator?
Boy: yes love why not
Girl: babe who’s Tsakani?
Boy: love I’m not good in mathematics
maybe it’s a square root of 20😂🏃‍♀️

`THIS IS A KILLER“`🀄

This is how I stopped dating school girls:
She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my eyes and said, “Sweetheart, I have missed my periods.” That’s when I fainted and woke up in a hospital. I overheard her telling the nurse that, “I didn’t know he cared so much about my school life, all I wanted to tell him was that, I had missed my periods for Maths and English, *(so that I could find time for him)*
but he fainted before I could finish.”

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and 60 inch plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

Madness is putting your girlfriend on your Whatsapp profile while other boys are putting her on bed. You need serious treatment.

True Love Is When She Steal Her
Fathers Money And Give It To Me😏