I bought a Power Bank for a cheap price of R90 at the Chinese shop.
I was so happy until my phone started charging the Power bank..
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Some people are vocally gifted, when they sing at funerals,
you’d wish you could be the one to be buried temet
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When two people are angry with each other, their hearts distance a lot.
So, they have to sout in other to hear each.
The angrier they are the grater distance and the louder they sout to hear each other. Even they can be 0.01mm away from each other but their hearts are far far away from each other. Therefore they must sout to cover the distance. Now, what happen when two people are in love? They don’t sout even when they are distanced from each other. When the love become grater💓 to💓 extend, just looking at her or him already communicate.😍
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A couple was found dead yesterday in Rustenburg,😭 it is said the cause of death is sugar diabetic, this sickness is cause because of calling each other my sweetheart💁♂️, my chocolate🙄, my honey😕 , my sweetcake🤨, my lovecandy😐 and my lollipop😏, so 2save our lives😊 n partners lets start calling each other by healthy foods😎 , lyk my spinach, my carrot, my cabbage, my veggies vegg, my mopani wormy😍, etc.. Plz send this 2 all ur frnds as a warning😪
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A patient went to his Doctor who said, “I have bad news and really bad news.” “What’s the bad news?” asked the patient. “You only have 24 hours to live” said the Doctor. “That’s terrible, what could the really bad news be?” The Doctor replied, “I’ve been trying to get in touch with you since yesterday!”
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TO ENJOY OUR LIVES
RESPECT OTHERS
NO BULLING..
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Stop saying that another man’s food is another man’s poison. …….
can u please take your poison in peace. ..
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No matter how much you hate school,
You’ll gonna miss it when you leave it
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Pretending to think hard🤔 when the teacher is looking👀at you!
Who else did this?
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Nothing makes a lady more happier when
she is about to leave a guy’s place and the guy says
“please pass me my wallet”
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Snakes for sale :
Adders – R80
Cobras – R70
Mambas – R90
Vipers – R100
Pythons – R120
Girls – R1000 ……..
Support Local Businesses
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Don’t Blame Me,
I Was Born Awesome
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I just found my cousin’s SIM CARD who
died 4 years ago
I’m thinking of Texting his girlfriend and
say”Guess who’s back.
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I’ve got a problem that I don’t get angry and that makes me really angry
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Why pay R250 to see snakes ko di Zoo ?
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when you can just attend a family gathering and see all kinds for free
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A police officer pulls this guy over for speeding.
As the officer approaches the car, he can see that the guy is very anxious about something.
“Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?”
“Yes, officer… I know I was speeding — but it is a matter of life or death.”
“Oh, really? How’s that?”
“There’s a naked woman waiting for me at home.”
“I don’t see how that is a matter of life or death.”
“If I don’t get home before my wife does, I’m a dead man.”
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