TIP OF THE DAY; Delete the people that make you feel bad about yourself or your life, unfollow them, delete their numbers, erase their texts, find happier people, pet a dog, watch a silly movie, just try to forget about them. You’re better off, remember ur worth & don’t settle.
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If u don-t have a girlfriend
u wil miss something in Life..
if u Have a GF then u will miss Everything in Life
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What is the first sign of getting old ??
*Grey Hair….*
No!!
*Loss of Memory….*
No!!!
*Wrinkles in Face….*
No!!!!
*Doctors Prescription and Medicines….*
No!!!!!
*Baldness….*
No, no, no!!!
Then what!!!!!??????
_*When Your Wife Stops Suspecting You*_.!😀😀😀😀
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Let people do whatever challenges they like or post whatever they want during this period . If you find them childish .
Please use your matuarity to find a cure for the Corona Virus😑
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Lord your daughters are Disrespectful.
They roll their eyes👀, Before Picking Up our calls..!
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Students from college : “Hi”
students From University : “Basically Hi though”
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Ladies and their nonsense behaviours.
I said we should meet in front of restaurant and you’re already inside reading the menu ..
Finish reading and meet me outside let’s discuss.
I hate indiscipline.
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When you have to live every day single
yet you got married 25 years ago.
That’s sad. Not even funny
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Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while,
but they hold their hearts forever !!
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AFTER DIVORCE WIFE SENDS HUSBAND A MESSAGE:*
*WIFE:* Sorry to inform you that the daughter you kept for 20years is not your daughter.
*HUSBAND:* Thank God am free coz I was guilty thinking I was sleeping with my daughter, please tell her to come back home.
*Who was hurt most????
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Look into my eyes and you’ll find me.
look into my heart and you’ll find you
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Q : how do you know that winter has approached?
A : when a slender girl post ” let me focus on my studies “
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Missing my friend like crazy
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For it is written He who looks at a woman lustfully
has already committed adultery “..
Similarly as we enter this cold season…
He who looks at soap and water
lustfully has already bathed!
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You know she’s the one when you give her R300 and
she tells her friends that you gave her R3000
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I’ve found this new disease, its called LOVE. I know its contagious ’cause you gave it to me.
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