coins always make a sound but the currency notes are always silent,
So when ur value increases, keep urself calm and silent
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On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
“What’s the matter? Are you sick?”
“No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see an old lady standing.”
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The pain of eating at other people’s houses is
that you must laugh
even if their child take your meat 🍖
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When I was kidnapped,
my parents snapped into action.
They rented out my room.
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*Admin:* Hi guys, im adding Vivie to the group.
*Malume:* Hi Vivie welcome to the group.
*Vivie:* Hi guys am new to the city.
*Mukoma:* Hi Vivie dont worry, am there…any problems i will be there.
*Moses:* Hi Vivie.. tell me if you have any problem, will arrange a solution for you.
*Shumba:* Hi Vivie, if you need anything tell me, it will be arranged.
*Samaz:* Hi Vivie, im here on stand-by for you.
Feel free any time of day, midday, a quarter day or whole day for any problem.
I am the solution. I will manage it for you completely and also..
*Vivie:* Thanks guys for your support.
*Sinyoro:* Vivie whats your full name
*Vivie:* Vincent Phiri
*Moses: left*
*Samaz: left*
*Shumba: left*
*Malume: left*
*Mukoma: left*
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You know you’re a good Mother, when you sacrifice your VIBRATOR batteries🔋 for your children toys🚗 during this lockdown. 👏✊👍
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God Bless You! 🙏😘
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You think I’ve changed.
Truth is you never really knew the real me.
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My kids passed away all of them.
They are going to another Grades.
I am going to Braai them all.*
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My Zulu Neighbour congratulating his Children.
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Husband Is Like A Split AC,
No Matter How Loud He Is Outside,
But Inside The House,
He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool & Controlled By Remote.
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Dear Love There is nothing in my story except you”
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If you think i miss you all the time you are wrong
i miss you only when i think about you but Dam it
i think you all the time i miss you sweetheart.
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That girl u are eyeing is beutyfull,
because her boyfriend is not stingy like u,
ladies is the volume oky
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If they really missed you, they’d have come.
Stop giving them excuses, stop lying to yourself.
Stop making it look better than it really is.
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Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.
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As a lady you must respect your
boyfriend’s friends, they’re the ones who
know if you’re his girlfriend or not.
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Me in heaven: Yo! Where’s the cloud where the water turn into wine?
GOD: GET OUT!!
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