Showers Are Made For Tall People 👨,
Short People Should Be Using Taps
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DON’T FORGET YOUR DECEMBER SALARY HAS TO LAST YOU
FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS OF JANUARY……
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I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just come to my house in uniform and arrest me in presence of my wife and take me to her home till the next day.
Then she bring me back and tell my wife “we are not done with investigations yet. I shall pick him up anytime we want more from him“
And my innocent wife will always say: ‘madam officer, God bless you for handling my husband’s case with care I will make sure he is always available anytime you need him”. Share & enjoy your day as you put smile on somebody’s face also.
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I’m a strong person. But do you know what makes me cry? It’s when I gave my best but I still feel useless.
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Parents Wanted Their Girl To Get Married To A Good Boy
.
Now-a-days
.
Parents Wants Their Boy
To Get Married To A Good Girl
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When I want to smile,
I know exactly what to do,
I just close my eyes and think of you
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Don’t go for looks, they can deceive. Don’t go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
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7 years old kids have iphone📱now🙆,but when i was 7 years old, i had a phone📱 that goes like “tring tring!How are you? whoof whoof! ayaya iyaya! parapapa”.
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MISTAKES
are proof that you are
TRYING
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Skinny girl if she holding a
“Tablet”
She will be looking like she’s carrying a
“Plasma”
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You haven’t moved on if you still remember your EX name.
Thank God I don’t remember Cynthia.
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It would be unfair to say I didn’t learn
anything from Nelson Mandela
He taught me that it’s okay to forgive ur
enemies but never forgive ur cheating
partner
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We’re so lucky that this lockdown came during Android, Samsung and iPhone era…📱💻😘👌
~•~
Imagine staying indoors with your Nokia 3310..!
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You never know when life will Start
giving you what you want hope for the best
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I left my phone at home, when I returned,I found 30 missed calls from my grandma.when i asked her why she called me. She told me that she wanted to tell me that i left my phone
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I’m that kind of a guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel a bomb defuser
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