Black parents be like:
“How do you fail Mathematics when I
bought you a new blazer?”

When you’re trying to be nice to a baby in a Taxi and say
“Hello boy boy” and the mother says it’s a Girl..!

I can never let my daughters play the African hide and seek
not after what I did to those girls when we to hide..!

I bought a Power Bank for a cheap price of R90
at the Chinese shop.
I was so happy until my phone
started charging the Power bank

I’ve called the police using my Hurricane cellphone then boom!! There’s an ambulance in front of my gate. I wonder who seek medical attention

I hope we never become the parents
who ask their daughters what they did wrong
every time a man gets abusive with them.

My girlfriend switched off her phone when it rang ,
it shows respect I’m proud of her

Dear girls,
we do want to give you happy relationships but as soon as you are in a happy relationship
you start to be become fat.
So no!

How to turn a girl on:
•°•
1. Lip biting
2. Ass grabbing
3. Having her against the wall
4. Kissing her neck
5. Teasing her
6. Love bites… The list continues
____________________
How to turn a guy on:
•°•
1. Touch us anywhere even our shirts

Ladies be 28+ competing with females
who are 19yrs for a nigga..! 😏

Habits That Will Make You Poor Forever

There are habits you can develop that will make you poor forever.

1 Sleeping early and waking up late

Poor people sleep early and wake up late. Statistics from a popular researcher in USA showed that nearly 90% of the poor people sleep between 7pm and 9pm and wake up between 6am and 9am while rich people sleep earliest 9pm and wake up latest 6am.

In life, the more time you dedicate into your work, the higher the chances of getting optimum results.

Poor people don’t see the value of putting more time into their work, they simply work under instructions.

2 Take a lot of alcohol daily and other hard drugs

The worst mistake you can make is to start swimming into alcohol. You will eventually become an addict, thus affecting your output.

If you want to be rich, you must have specific time you take alcohol and the limit set.

3 Keep lazy friends

Your friends will determine how far you’ll get in life because your thoughts and your friends thoughts are almost similar. If you have lazy friends, friends with little ambitions, the only thing you can achieve in life is breathing.

4 Marry and have many children when you have nothing

If you’re born by poor parents, the best thing to do to your life is not to marry when you have nothing or if you get married don’t have many children. It’s ironical that rich people have few children while poor children have several children.

When you give birth, that child will always look up to you for all the basic needs a human being needs. If you have 3 to 20 children, you will need several granaries of food to satisfy them. Nearly all your resources will be directed towards upkeep.

5 Spend too much time in school and college

Education should have limits. On this earth, no employer will pay you money enough to satisfy you even if you possess 30 degrees. Rich people have few academic papers because they know the value of being innovative as opposed to possessing many degrees. If you look around, you will hardly find a billionaire professor, why?!!

6 Avoiding risks

Most people always like to take safe routes, which is why they are poor. Great opportunities are hidden where risks are high. When you avoid taking risks, it means you have decided to settle for less.

7 Minding other people’s business

When you focus too much on other people’s affairs, you forget about your purpose in life.To succeed, you have to take time to plan, execute and see results. But if your work is to monitor what others are doing, you will achieve little.

8 Being an employee forever

Tell me how many employees are listed in top 1,000 wealthiest people on earth. There is no employer who will pay you more than they pay themselves.