I remember the day my ex sent me breakup
messages, and mum asked me what I was
reading? I told her,” tips to cook delicious
food ” then she said why are you crying?
Then I replied,” I’ve reached where they are
cutting onions.

Nobody drinks alcohol
faster than someone who
didn’t contribute

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service:
you just play games

My Sister if you’re still with your baby daddy,
you, your mother and your grandmother know what you did

*TODAY I DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!!!*
I went to a RESTAURANT and couldnt get a table. After seeing every table being occupied by couples, I took out my phone and made a very loud phone call, saying,
“My friend, your wife is here with another man just come and see”
Nine women DISAPPEARED!!!! And I got a table

I’ve realised that South African people don’t really hate Corruption.
What they hate, is when they don’t benefit from it.

95% Of Children in S.A are Fatherless
Because Of Thier Mother’s Behaviour

Every girl is beautiful..
sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

I think am old enough now… I think my parents should move out.
I need my space now. How do i ask them to move out??

Are you tired of him neglecting you,
not answering your calls and ignoring your texts?🤷
~•~
Then get your own Man and leave hers alone..!

Sometimes I Sleep Under My Bed
And Pretend To Be A Cockroach