Boy and girl in restaurant
Boy:I love you
Girl: I don’t love you
Boy: think again BBY
Girl: no no and no
Boy:Waiter bring separate bills📄📄 please
Girl:OK OK ……I love you too bby
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The best time to do something worthwhile is
between yesterday and tomorrow.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The driver says “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman moves to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to Nyaa, who was next to her in the bus,
“the driver just insulted me.”
Nyaa says “You go up there and give that stupid driver a big slap.
Go on madam, I’ll help you hold your monkey for you”
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When You Thought They Broke Up..
But She Posts Him Again 🙆
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Stay with someone who never questions your crazy acts.
Someone who would join in because
they know those moments matter the most.
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People who argue on their cell phones in
public should do it on loud speaker so
we could hear both sides of the story
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Hold a true friend and don’t let go . True friend comes once in a lifetime Joe Mpoo.. The best friends in life may not be always there when u “want” them but are always there when u “need” them
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I am not a prophet but i can tell that your
bae is going to cheat on you
this coming weekend!!!!!!!
They dont even fear God……
Wait for it💔💔💔
Good morning …..unfortunately my neighbour
changed his wifi password.
Anyone to share me data
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Music reaches a point where it is called old school.
Cars of the old are termed Vintages clothing lines reach a point where they are said to be out of Fashion. Technologies of the old they say it’s now obsolete.
Even food has a Best Before date, it expires. All things come to a point that they are considered to be useless and outdated. But I’m happy that there is a Man called JESUS who does not change with time, nor does He become obsolete.
The same Jesus who was preached by Paul is the same Jesus we preach today The GOD whom Abraham served is the same GOD whom we serve today.
Our GOD doesn’t change; He is the same, yesterday, today and forever. (Heb 13:8). WE HAVE A GREAT & AWESOME GOD WHO IS NOT CHANGED BY THE TIMES BUT HE IS THE ONE WHO CHANGES THE TIMES
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What made you break up with your Ex ?
.
Me : She stole ma Charger
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Some Girls Though , You Ask For Her Pic On Whatsapp …
Then Boom ! , She Sends The Whole Damn Gallery
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Between white sugar n brown sugar
Which one has more sugar?
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White ppl : Two minutes to two (13:58)
Black ppl : Thu-Thu-Thu
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Excellent message worth sharing with loved ones.
A bus full of passengers was traveling when suddenly the weather changed and there was a huge downpour and lightning all around.
They could see that the lightning appeared to come towards the bus, but then it would strike elsewhere.
After two or thtee horrible instances of near strikes by lightning, the driver stopped the bus, about fifty feet away from a tree and said,
“We have somebody in the bus whose death is a certainty today.”
Because of that person everybody else will also get killed today.
Now listen carefully to what I am saying ..
I want each person to come out of the bus, one person at a time and touch the tree trunk and come back into the bus.
Who so ever’s death is certain, will get caught up and get struck by the lightning and will die. Everybody else will be saved”.
They had to force the 1st person to go and touch the tree and come back.
He reluctantly got down from the bus and went and touched the tree.
His heart leaped with joy when nothing happened and he was still alive.
This continued with rest of the passengers who were all relieved when they touched the tree and nothing happened.
When the last passenger’s turn came, everybody looked at him with accusing eyes.
That passenger was very afraid and reluctant since he was the only one left.
Everybody forced him to get down and go to touch the tree.
With a 100% fear of death in his mind, the last passenger walked to the tree and touched it.
There was a loud roar of thunder as lightning came down and hit the bus!!! Yes the lightning hit the bus, and killed each and every passenger inside the bus.
It was because of the presence of this last passenger that, earlier on,the entire bus was safe and the lightning could not strike the bus.
LIFE LESSON from this..
At times, we try to take credit for our present achievements, forgetting that this could also be because of another person right next to us.
Look around you – Probably someone is there around you, in the form of Your Parents, Your Spouse, Your Children, Your Siblings, Your friends, Your Colleagues, etc, who are saving you from harm..!
Think About it..
You will surely find that Person..!!
Beautiful Lines
”Alone I can ‘Say’ but
together we can ‘talk’.
‘Alone I can ‘Enjoy’ but
together we can
‘Celebrate’.
‘Alone I can ‘Smile’ but
together we can ‘Laugh’.
That’s the BEAUTY of
Human Relations.
We are nothing without
each other
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Black parents will let you freeze all night in bed
with one blanket because
other blankets are for visitors..
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Well in my humble opinion, of course
without
offending anyone who thinks differently
from my
point of view, but also by looking at this
matter in a
different way and without fighting and by
trying to
make it clear, and by considering each and
every
ones opinion, I honestly believe that I have
completely forgotten what I wanted to say.
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