YOU GOTTA WORK HARD BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU WANT IS EXPENSIVE!!

Him : Hey baby, im at your home outside
Her : Eish baby sorry im not home. Im in Jo’burg. I left yesterday baby. What do you want?
Him : Eish baby its fine. I wanted to see you. l have ten thousand rand here!
Her : Yo baby give me five minutes. I’m coming
Him : Aibo baby. Five minutes from jo’burg?
Her : No baby. I’m at my friend’s place. We call her place jo’burg. I’m coming now now baby
Him : OK baby. Don’t be long, we waiting
Her : Who are you with?
Him : I’m with my friend from Durban. Sometimes we call him ten thousand rand

A nurse lost her cat in a hospital..she asked: Any one got a pussy?
All the woman stood up.
No I meant has any one seen a pussy?.All the men stood up.
No No No… she said “I meant has any one seen my pussy”?
All the doctors stood up

A go Kgopele R20 BOITUMELO O mo Utlwele Bohloko Omofe R200 Okwe arr “Wow Thanks Ur So Kind😍.But Don’t forget That R20 i Asked Neh”😫😫

Still dont understand people….! You will hear him/her saying ‘I’m leaving this satafrika’ while you dont have even taxi money to go to town😂😂😂😂😂😂

You are too ambitious

Go To The Nearest Somalian Supermarket
And Make Him Angry , You Will Hear Him Saying
“Am Not Your Friend My Friend”

Do we still have ladies that says. Baby if you don’t tell me how you got this money, I will not take it from you?

Football Rules of our childhood
1-the fat is always the keeper
2-the game ends only if all players are tired (EXCEPT RULE 6)
3-no matter the score, the team that scores the last goal wins the game
4-there is no referee
5-only if it is serious
6-if the owner of the ball gets angry the game is over
7-the 2 best players can’t play on the same team, so everyone chooses their players
8-if you are chosen the last one is a humiliation
9-if there is penalty the keeper is replaced by the best player of his team and says “not for good” to mean that after the penalty, the keeper returns to his post
10-when the ball comes out of the playground to a remote destination, it’s the hitter who’s going to get the ball
11-the best player on the ground is always on the same team as the owner of the ball
12-to start a game we always said “PREE” with our mouths, the game begins”
13-to distinguish teams, a team should play shirtless
14- you kick the ball in the air to start a match
15- Its all massive attack, massive defence
16- Remember the owner of the Ball is FIFA
17- No offside
18-if your Mom calls u , someone can be playing for you and when you return you continue
If you’ve been through this like me, you can also add yours

I no longer have strength to argue with people
who own phones with removable batteries..!

What doctors write : ~~~~~~~
What you see : ~~~~~~~
What pharmacists see : 6 tablets of panado and 3 injections💉💉💉 of paracetamol

We Are All Mentally Disturbed ,
it’s Just That Some Are More Disturbed Than Others

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