A Couple Decided to commit suicide after going through a really hard time so they decided to jump off of a building.
When they got to the top , they both counted to 3
the woman jumped but the man stayed
he watched her fall for 8 seconds and saw her pull out a parachute
Who betrayed who ??
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ME: Babe, which letter does the word “Tuesday” end with?
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HER: Y
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ME: I just wanna know
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if alcohol doesn’t make you happy then you’re the problem
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Boys are so funny.one day when I was passing by,
I saw a boy approching a gal.
Boy:hi
Gal:hi,what is the matter
Boy:matter is anything that has weight and occupies space
Gal:😂😂😂
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No matter how clever you think you are,
but when a 3 year old kid gives you a toy phone,
you will talk to it .
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Three Drunkies Entered A Taxi 😂
The Taxi Driver Knew that they were drunk so he Started The Engine And Turned It Off Again Then Said:”We Have Reached Your Destination”
The 1st Guy Gave Him Money And The 2nd Guy Said:”Thank You “And He Paid More Money then the usual taxi fee
The 3rd Guy Slapped The Driver, The Driver Was Shocked and Suprised Thinking The 3rd Drunk Knew What He Did . But Then He Asked” What Was That For ?’:
The 3rd Replied,-”Control Your Speed Next Time, You Nearly Killed Us All ” 😂😂
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What do you call the security
outside Samsung Galaxy shop??
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Guardians of the Galaxy
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My grandmother is going around telling people that I fix phones
just because I removed her phone from silent
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Single Guys Are The Happiest People On Earth 💯% And We Live Longer 🔥♥ .. Let’s Stay That Way Gents 🙏☺ , STAY THAT WAY!
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Do You Know That GRAVITY
Is Stronger At Morning?
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It Is Proven In The Fact Its So Hard To Get Up From The Bed.. =P
Good Morning
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If you don’t take risks in life,
You will always work for someone who does.
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I think its time I let go of the past,
live in the present, and look forward to the future.
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-Somewhere she is planning her whole life with him.
Somewhere he is planning his next she ..
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Mara I have never seen a groom or a bride..
Going to the toilet during their wedding day ,
,are they wearing pampers
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I never repeat my mistakes twice, I make it like five or six, you know,
just to make sure.
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You meet a girl y’all fall in love❤ months pass by you still going strong she gets attached , calls you all the time , double texts you , makes you her WhatsApp profile picture ,
she sleeps over at your house whenever she have a chance, she Spoil you with her lunch money she does everything to make you HAPPY
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she starts hearing rumors she confronts you you deny she catches you with different girls you apologize & she forgives you because she loves you she start doubting herself💔, starts feeling like she’s not enough like💔. She’s not beautiful enough you cheat time and time again she tries fighting for your relationship but she realizes that she’s fighting alone she walks away
, you don’t even try stopping her because 200+ likes means you can get any girl you want
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a months later you’re in a relationship w/a girl👧 that’s more beautiful, more curvy than her you take cute pictures & you start posting them w/cute captions she finds out it breaks her heart💔 bc you’ve never posted her pictures nor made her you WhatsApp dp she’s still trying to get over you your new girl cheats on you so you walk away 🏻
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you move from relationship to relationship they all don’t work one night it all comes back to you , you realize that she’s the only girl that’s ever loved you the only girl that had your back your RIDE or DIE
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you try inboxing her she blocked your ass cause seeing your pictures with that girl broke her heart💔 one day you at the mall you bump into her she’s still beautiful you decide to talk to her, tell her you sorry & try to fix things but a guy👨 shows up and holds her hand she tells your it’s her boyfriend they’re here to celebrate their one year anniversary 👫, she gotten over you she’s moved on she’s HAPPY😋 she finally found ❤ it hurts doesn’t it💔 ? you didn’t appreciate her then someone else walked in and treated her like a queen👸 she is
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you lost a diamond while counting stones you wish you can turn back the time , but you were too blind to see
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