Ladies
What is the use of wearing G string👙 if you are not assically gifted🙅
What are you dividing actually??????? Bones?????
Morning skinny girls who wear G-strings😂😂😂😂😂😂…..
Fat ones your turn is loading…….
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What Is The Difference Between Men And Women?
1. A Successful Man Is One Who Makes More Money Than His Wife Can Spend. A Successful Woman Is One Who Can Find Such A Man.
2. Men Wake Up As Good-Looking As When They Went To Bed. Women Somehow Deteriorate During The Night.
3. A Man Will Pay $2 For A $1 Item He Wants. A Woman Will Pay $1 For A $2 Item That She Doesn’t Want.
4. A Woman Marries A Man Expecting He Will Change, But He Doesn’t. A Man Marries A Woman Expecting That She Won’t Change, And She Does.
5. There Are Two Times When A Man Doesn’t Understand A Woman Before And After Marriage.
6. A Woman Worries About The Future Until She Gets A Husband. A Man Never Worries About The Future Until He Gets A Wife.
7. To Be Happy With A Man, You Must Understand Him A Lot And Love Him A Little. To Be Happy With A Woman, You Must Love Her A Lot And Not Try To Understand Her At All.
8. Any Married Man Should Forget His Mistakes. There’s No Use In Two People Remembering The Same Thing!
9. A Woman Has The Last Word In Any Argument. Anything A Man Says After That Is The Beginning Of A New Argument.
10. Women Look At A Wedding As The Beginning Of Romance, While Men Look Aat A Wedding As The Ending Of Romance.
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Imagine someone who doesn’t buy you data,
complaining of late replies and responses.
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That moment when you eat soft porridge with fork and knife
and everyone at Breakfast table stares at you like
you have your intestine out.
Like really,
come on this is 2018 not 2017 things must change
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Dont be afraid to accept Money or Airtime from
you Ex…its your Pension money
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Girlfriend And Boyfriend Chatting On Facebook.
Girlfriend: “Please Stay Up, Just A Little Longer? I Really Want To Talk To You”
Boyfriend: “No, Sorry I Gotta Go”
Girlfriend: “Pleeeeeeeeeeease?”
Boyfriend: “No, My Mom Said If I Don’t Go To Sleep Now She’ll Come Down Here And Bash My Head On The Keyboard yujehs Ndbhuji Dcb Fnekd Xnedj Ucdu Cedtmjg Tjmgjea“
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People Love Attention
–
Aiiikhona
Why Take a Kia Picanto To The Car Wash
while
You Can Wash It With Dishes At Home?
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LIFE IS ABOUT: Trusting your feelings, taking chances, finding happiness, learning from the past, and realizing everything changes.
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There are only two times I want to be with you,
now and forever.
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Work hard until your messages cant be ignored even in family groups.
Even if you type (:! They will reply “How are you bro ” What did you say ?
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I just finished three books today.
Believe it or not, but that’s a lot of coloring
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A boat was docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.
A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and… asked how long it took to catch them.
“Not very long” they answered in unison.
“Why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?”
The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.
“But what do you do with the rest of your time?”
“We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives. In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.
We have a full life.”
The tourist interrupted, “I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat.”
“And after that?”
“With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.
Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City!!! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise.”
“How long would that take?”
“Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years.” replied the tourist.
“And after that?”
“Afterwards? Well my friend, that’s when it gets really interesting,” answered the tourist, laughing. “When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!”
“Millions? Really? And after that?” asked the fishermen.
“After that you’ll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends.”
“With all due respect sir, but that’s exactly what we are doing now. So what’s the point wasting twenty-five years?” asked the Mexicans.
And the moral of this story is:
Know where you’re going in life, you may already be there! Many times in life, money is not everything.
“Live your life before life becomes lifeless”
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The awkward moment when someone likes your picture
that you posted 8 months ago.
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Excellent message worth sharing with loved ones.
A bus full of passengers was traveling when suddenly the weather changed and there was a huge downpour and lightning all around.
They could see that the lightning appeared to come towards the bus, but then it would strike elsewhere.
After two or thtee horrible instances of near strikes by lightning, the driver stopped the bus, about fifty feet away from a tree and said,
“We have somebody in the bus whose death is a certainty today.”
Because of that person everybody else will also get killed today.
Now listen carefully to what I am saying ..
I want each person to come out of the bus, one person at a time and touch the tree trunk and come back into the bus.
Who so ever’s death is certain, will get caught up and get struck by the lightning and will die. Everybody else will be saved”.
They had to force the 1st person to go and touch the tree and come back.
He reluctantly got down from the bus and went and touched the tree.
His heart leaped with joy when nothing happened and he was still alive.
This continued with rest of the passengers who were all relieved when they touched the tree and nothing happened.
When the last passenger’s turn came, everybody looked at him with accusing eyes.
That passenger was very afraid and reluctant since he was the only one left.
Everybody forced him to get down and go to touch the tree.
With a 100% fear of death in his mind, the last passenger walked to the tree and touched it.
There was a loud roar of thunder as lightning came down and hit the bus!!! Yes the lightning hit the bus, and killed each and every passenger inside the bus.
It was because of the presence of this last passenger that, earlier on,the entire bus was safe and the lightning could not strike the bus.
LIFE LESSON from this..
At times, we try to take credit for our present achievements, forgetting that this could also be because of another person right next to us.
Look around you – Probably someone is there around you, in the form of Your Parents, Your Spouse, Your Children, Your Siblings, Your friends, Your Colleagues, etc, who are saving you from harm..!
Think About it..
You will surely find that Person..!!
Beautiful Lines
”Alone I can ‘Say’ but
together we can ‘talk’.
‘Alone I can ‘Enjoy’ but
together we can
‘Celebrate’.
‘Alone I can ‘Smile’ but
together we can ‘Laugh’.
That’s the BEAUTY of
Human Relations.
We are nothing without
each other
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Got so broke one time that when
my chick came over I stole R80 from her purse
and gave her that same R80 for taxi fare
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IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU WERE WANTED TO BE A NURSE OR DOCTOR….
NOW YOU HAVE 5CHILDREN
I GUEES YoU ARE STILL DOING YOUR DREAM JOB
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