My gf was scruitinising my phone n now she is boiling water i think she wants to make me sum nice tea…. I can’t wait!!!

While you are sleeping at your bae’s house and you hear your grandmother saying ′′ your house is going to get a monkey

Stop posting same OLD PICTURES🙄,
if you’re no longer HOT
leave it, its finished…☝🥺
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Just share memes and posts..!

When you throw the trash out,
do you go outside later and check how it’s doing??
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No! So stop stalking your ex.”

if Everyone On Facebook Was Acting Matured Like You , Many Would Die Of Depression .. So Appreciate Those That Sacrifice Their image To Act Childish Just To Put A Smile On Someone’s Face , People Are Going Through A Lot Out There.

A lady can apologize,cry and
even faint and still be lying

[Dear Ladies]
Please if you don’t like him just say it…
What’s this nonsense of: “I see you like my brother”,
You think he doesn’t know his sisters?

what is happiness ….
happiness is when ur ex is dating some1 u can draw wit ur left hand

If you haven’t made peace with the fact that there’s 95% chances you’re going to be a stepdad or stepmom…👌
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You’re childish…!

I survived 9 months in my
mom’s womb without
bathing ,so what’s June & July?

A Bottle of milk has a picture of a COW outside.
Meaning it comes from the cow. A bag of braaipack has
a chicken.mara ake sure about that BLACK CAT
outside the Peanut butter bottle

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: “we have arrived”. The first man gave him money. The second one thanked the taxi driver. The third one slapped him (the taxi driver). The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didnt move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: “what was that for?”. The drunken man replied: “control your speed next time! you nearly killed us!!!”