Students can be given an ASSIGNMENT on March 6 And
its Due on April 23 they will do it on the 22 Of April..
Its me I’m students

Mother in law asks her son’s wife:
“why all the children don’t resemble their father?”
She replies: “What i have in between my legs is a
reproductive system, not a photocopying machine

Stop fixing the country
go and fix the brick you put under your bed it has shifted

When you steal your boyfriend’s phone
while you thought he’s dead alseep and
you hear by his voice saying ” When you’re
done doing whatever you wanna do with
it , Please I beg you go and cry outside I
wanna sleep myself I had a long day “

Imagine your heart being broken💔
by someone who isn’t your type..!

Those girls who dont usually post status but pictures and are always online on facebook……, they are big leaders in asking guys money!!!

Dont catch feelings after reading this…..chill girls and keep on asking for donations!!!

When you at Shoprite and someone asks you “Sorry my Sister, You Work here?” Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!

Dear future wife❤😊…..don’t worry yourself about making kids….I’ll come with them😁
You dont deserve the stress of childbirth

In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- “Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? ”
Life is so beautiful in South Africa.

After church on Sunday, Skebhe’s wife saw her husband sitting quietly at the sitting room. She got concerned and decided to ask him, “Darling, why are you sitting so quiet?
What is it that is bothering you?”
Skebhe replied, “I’m still thinking about what the pastor said.
It’s making me uncomfortable.”
His wife asked, ”What is it?”
He replied, ”The pastor confessed he slept with all married and single women in the church but only one woman didn’t want to sleep with him.”
The wife replied, “It must be that Mrs LUKHELE. She thinks she is better than everyone!”