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I Reduced My Grandma’s Phone Brightness To Zero.
I told her to bring R300 To change the Screen Bulb…
Man must survive

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A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, by the advice of Ophelia the wise woman, they wrote:

“AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!!!” 😜😜😜

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Somewhere in Africa there’s a 35 year old man who is mad that his mom didn’t leave money for bread

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When Going To School
.
White People
.
*2 Books📚
*1pen ✏
*1pencel
*Erasser 😁
*Apple🍏
*1phone📱
*Textbook📖
*Charpner
*Banana🍌
.
Black

*9books 😨
*Lunch Box 😢
*Machangane Bag :v
*12Textbook 😅
*Lunch Box For Shiit 😂
*Ponds😦
*Charger😑
*5Cellpone 🙂
*7Flip File :v
*Headset 😁
*Polish Nd brush :v
*LeTsela laho Phumula 😆
* mirror 😡
*Dawn☺
*Vaseline😣
*Strght cap 😢
*Backet Head 😂
*Scarf 😂
*7 BallPen :v
*HandClove 😊
*Tissue ☺
* Hair con 😕
*Bottle For Water 😦
*3Eraser 😉
*tablet 😃
*Laptop 😐
*Weed Nd Cigarette

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Me : Bro I Got Two Bad News For You…
Him : Combine Them…
Me : Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On Both Of Us…

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If I know what love is, it is because of you.

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When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
when tears flow in your eyes,
Always remember 3 things,
1. I am with You
2. Still with You
3. Will ALWAYS be.
i am HOPE.

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My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. I don’t understand the sudden change of heart, but who am I to ask. I’m so lucky…
I mean, first I won the lottery and now this!

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Just because she reads the Bible and post Bible qoutes on Facebook doesn’t mean she’s not a hoe😉

She could be a holy hoe

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Stop Complaining about fake friends. You are old now. Go to work, stay at home, eat, watch TV, read a book and sleep.
You will never hear rumours that the fridge and microwave were gossiping about you.

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A naked woman robbed a bank
none of the men remembers her face

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When you’re Single,You See Happy
Couples Everywhere, But When you get
Married, You See Happy Singles Everywhere*.
*This witchcraft is difficult to explain*

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Behind Every Good Looking Niqqer;
Is A Bitch Who’ll Beat You Up For Him!!!

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A boy said to his father
“I saw a girl and I want to marry her. She is so beautiful and she has gorgeous eyes.”
The father answered his son
“Of course son, let’s ask for her hand in marriage.”
When the father saw the girl, he admired
her beauty and he told his son, “You don’t deserve this girl, she needs someone who has experience in life and she can depend on, someone like me.”
The boy was surprised by the attitude of his father and he told him,
“She will marry me, not you.”
They started to fight and finally they decided both to go to the police station to solve their problem.
When they told their story to the police officer, he told them:
“Bring the girl so we can ask her about her opinion about this.” When the officer saw the beauty of the girl he said to the boy and his father,
“You both don’t deserve her, she needs someone who has prestige like me.”
The 3 men started a fight and
decided to go to the minister to solve their problem.
When the minister saw the girl, he said,
“She deserves to be married to a minister like me.”
The prince heard about their problem and called them all to
help them solve it but when he saw the girl he said,
“This girl will marry me.”
All the 5 men started
to fight.
Finally, the girl said,
“I have the solution! I will start to run and whoever catches me first, he will be my husband.”
When she started to run, the boy,
his father, the police officer,
the minister and the prince started to run to catch her.
Suddenly the 5 men fell into a
deep hole.
The girl looked to them from the top and she said
“Did you know Who am I? I am the Temporal World!!!
People want to run to catch me, they are racing to have me.
By doing that, they forget their God,
until they end up in their grave and won’t have me….”
Moral lesson!!!
Don’t forget God because he
didn’t forget to wake you up
today.
If you’re grateful stop and thank God by typing
“Thank You God”

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