That moment
You have visited your Rich relatives and they serve you 2 slices of bread,1 fried egg and a cup of coffee…. “Boom”…the child come and asks you :”Uncle, so are you going to finish all these?”. You end up saying “No,I won’t”… But deep down your heart,you say ” Voetsek, I finish a Loaf alone,what is this?”
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Support him until he makes a good living so he can leave you for a girl
he couldn’t get when he was broke…
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You’re offered R500 000 to sing a song word for word without making any mistakes…which song would you sing?
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A guy sends his girlfriend who lives in another town a
letter which reads:
” I am sorry, but I’m in love with a young, cute, beautiful, sexy,
adorable, intelligent and awesome lady,
so I want us to end our relationship.
Since I no longer love u , send back my photo”.
The girl sends him a reply in a return stamped
envelope containing 50 photos of different guys.
Her reply reads:.
“I don’t remember your face. So please select your photo and
send back the remaining ones, thanks”
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Apparently there are disagreements of Zuma’s retirement package. They offered him $800,000 but he refused saying that he wants something with a million in it.
So they said how about half a million? He agreed!!
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I will go live later guys… Girls make sure you put your make up and those weave coz i am not ready for a man to man show…
Majita you not allowed to join…
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Bae: Really?,U Just slept With My Friend?
Me: No Babe… We Did It While STANDING.
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A hundred hearts would still be too few
2 carry all my love 4 you.I love you .
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Life is too short so Love truly forgive early laugh loudly and
never regret anything that made you smile…
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There’s no Special reason for this message, I just wanna steal a single moment out of your busy life
and hope I can make you smile and say:
I Miss you…
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I was in a taxi sitting next to a beautiful lady…I decided to ask for her digits
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She took out her phone from her bag,
switched it off infront of me and said:
“Sorry my battery is dead”
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☆☆☆Even now im still fainting☆☆☆
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Being a first born is not easy….
Automatically u become a deputy parent
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If my Bae is cheating on me and
you decide to tell me,
then you owe me a new one.
I can’t be single because
you couldn’t mind your own business
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Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
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A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: Thats nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.
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No one makes good jokes like an ugly person
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