Sometimes i just wonder what the Guy that discovered milk
was doing with the Cow’s breast in the first place..

Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a rock will fall down and kill you.” The man stopped; a big rock fell in front of him. The astonished man continued walking to the cross walk. The voice shouted, “Stop! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and you will die.” The man stood still; a car came speeding around the corner, barely missing him. “Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?” “I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered. “Oh yeah?” the man asked. “Where the hell were you when I got married last week?

Sometimes when i’m drunk,
i just call the police just to tell them who killed Jesus!

Pitori loading…….anyone around mamelodi

Your problems are small if you’re still praying in English my friend.
•°•
African problems don’t understand English! ✋✋

Guys what happens to a car when you press
brake and acceleration at the same time…
Will it take a screenshot shot?

Long distance Relationship is nice you just text
“I wish you were here😢” then you go to cheat in peace..!

Long distance relationship needs a very good looking partner,
imagine waiting for an ugly person for 3 months

– *Job Vacancy!!!*

Salary R18 000 per week, with free
– Accommodation,
-Meals and
-Company Car.

Limpopo Game Park need someone to:
-Bath Lions,
-Take care of the Tigers,
-Play with crocodiles &
– Feed snakes

No qualifications and experience required.
If interested please send your CV to *jonty@limpompogp.gov.za*

Let me know if u taking the job.. if u not don’t be jealous forward to others..
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NB: *Please don’t ask what happened to the previous worker

I don’t know why ladies wasting their
money on hair style ,nails ,make up
.Because guys only look at the booty.

God if my future wife is in this page….
please give her a light and a strong signal to see that
im her future hubby and she must inbox me😍😂😂😂😂.

Girls thats your message from future hubby so show up yourself, it might be your lotto

Dear Ladies . Call your man and say ,
You thought i won’t find out then hang up your phone
don’t answer his calls. You will hear the confession