I was in a taxi sitting next to a beautiful lady…I decided to ask for her digits
“`
She took out her phone from her bag,
switched it off infront of me and said:
“Sorry my battery is dead”
“`
☆☆☆Even now im still fainting☆☆☆
Related Posts
Ever looked at some facebook friends and be like When did i accept u 🤔? Did u break in?
I’m looking for a single lady here inbox me for more details I’m selling single beds
I once cried over a heartbreak💔 but after eating friend rice and chicken, I drank coke then realized it was Continue Reading..
Women DM first all the time, you just haven’t experienced it because you’re ugly
I don’t lie to dog anymore cause yesterday I didn’t feed them and they tell boss.😭😭
If u can shave ur eyebrows completely and u can draw them back with eye pencil, don’t ask money to Continue Reading..
In WINE There Is WISDOM. In BEER There Is FREEDOM. In WATER There Is cholera. Drink responsibly. Are we together???? Continue Reading..
Hey guyz….anyone with those long messages which when you forward to ten people you are blessed in life…kindly send me Continue Reading..