It is not worth the bother of killing yourself,
since you always kill yourself too late.
Emil Cioran
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To all taxi owners out there as from next year please provide us with
calculators in the front seat we’re tired of using our fingers
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If you WON 50 Million of Rand and your Ex
needs 49 Million for Kidney transplant
.
Which colour of Lamborghini will you
Choose ?
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Cheer up! Even though your Christmas is not that happy, atleast you have survived the day. Just remember that God loves you and He is the reason of this celebration. God bless you!
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People who are attracted to you because of
your pretty face or nice body
won’t be by your side forever.
But the people who can see
how beautiful your heart is
will never leave you.
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Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
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I think Facebook should send notifications like :
Donald Trump and 7 others just ignored your post,
would you like to unfriend them??
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Teacher fell Asleep in Class and
Nyaa walked up to him,
Nyaa : “Teacher are you sleeping in Class ?”
Teacher : “No I am not Sleeping in Class.
Nyaa: “What were you doing Sir ?
”Teacher : I was talking to God.”
The next day Nyaa fell Asleep in class and the
same teacher walks up to him
Teacher : “Nyaa , You are sleeping in my Class.”
Nyaa : “No not me Sir, I am not Sleeping.”
Angry Teacher : “What were you doing. ??”
Nyaa : “I was talking to God.”
Angry Teacher : “What did he Say ??”
Nyaa : “God said he never spoke to you yesterday.
One word for Nyaa? Dont forget to SHARE
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The Way you skip my posts even
when they make sense is the same way
they Skip your application even When you qualify! 🙄
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We’re so lucky that this lockdown came during Android, Samsung and iPhone era…📱💻😘👌
~•~
Imagine staying indoors with your Nokia 3310..!
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APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITTING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.
I, _____ , hereby apply to marry your beautiful daughter Sir. I am ___ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church/mosque? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.
If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue & quietly leave my house. Don’t look back as you walk out. If all your answers were YES, then you may continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.___________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give respect to your father/mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, “honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon”, what would be yo answer?______
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
______________
5. What does the term ‘good husband’ mean to you? _____ _________
6. Do you have both yo mum & dad? Yes/No. If No, explain why?
7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES, for how long? If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ”COME HOME EARLY” as used by married women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No.
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for interviews?
________
2. When can be the best time to interview
your dad?_______
3. When can I interview your mum?
________
4. When can I interview your church pastor/mosque imam
5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which will be put in all the daily newspapers for 1 week to cross-check if you have other girlfriends or on wanted list by Victim Support Unit, Zambia Police or other law enforcement agencies.
Sign here: _____
Sign again: ____
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in 1 year and six months time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.
As you wait for my response, please don’t call me, or visit me, or contact my daughter, you will be disqualified automatically. Leave your details below in case I need to ask you more questions.
Postal Address: ________
________
Email: _______
Phone: ________
Facebook name: _______
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I remember crying myself to sleep wondering who you were talking to instead of me, wondering why you did me so wrong and thinking of everything that was wrong with me, I would check my phone every 10 minutes hoping to see your name and if it wasnt you, I would get dissappointed and cry some more. You would always come back and leave again, whatever was convenient for you. I didn’t care about anything but you, I saw the good in you and lost myself waiting for you to change. I wouldn’t wish that heartbreaking pain on my worst enemy. I know now that it was never my fault and that you just couldn’t handle my love. I have to remember that everything will be okay and I have my whole life to find someone who wouldn’t even think about hurting me the way you did. I learned alot from you, I see my worth now, I will grow and be the amazing person im supposed to be. I wish nothing but the best for you…….
To someone who’s going through this
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If you knew how they talk about you BEHIND your back..
You wouldn’t be so quick to call everybody your friend.
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Don’t apologize for being sensitive or emotional.
It’s a sign that you have a big heart and
you aren’t afraid to show your feelings to other people
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Imagine you dating a Guy who can’t make you smile🙄. Ask yourself something my sister, are you dating an exam paper? 🤔
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She’s complains when I give her a R200 note,
she is now asking for atleast four R50.00
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