My mother is my life.
Our mothers are our love.
My mother gives me a good speech at in good places.
Our mother is our God.
I love my mother forever.
My mother is my everything.
Please I am requesting don’t delay my words ok see now I will write. Please don’t leave your mother’s at road side becozz they only our God’s . please . please. please. please. please
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Her : Unlock Ur Phone
Me : So U Want Us To Break Up Just Like That
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A Mother -in -Law decides to test her three Son- in- laws for their good nature.
For this she goes for a walk by a river with the first son in law & jumps in. He saves her. Next morning he finds a Toyota corolla parked outside his house with note: From your Mother In Law.
Next she goes for a walk by the river with the second son in law & jumps in. He too saves her. Next morning he also finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with note : From your Mother In Law.
Next she goes for a walk by a river with the third son in law & jumps in. He just laughs and walks away. Next morning he finds a BMW M5 parked outside his house with note:
from your Father In Law!
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My Teacher asked me to define “Trouble”
I walked to d front of the class and said
“Trouble is when you drove on it bike🛵 to the Police 👮 checking point without a driving license. So u were canned 24 times with wire. As u entered ur bike🛵 with tears😭😭, You shouted “God punish you”, pointing at the Police. Unluckily Your bike🛵 did not start again.😂😂😂
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Some guys are very successful
because they have more than one girl praying for them,
prayer points in many locations
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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to
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Dear Friends, may your life upgrade this year like Alexis Sanchez’s who…
1: Moved from 6th to 2nd place in the Premier League table without playing a match.
2: Jumped from Europa League to last 16 of Champions League without struggle.
3: Qualified for FA Cup 5th round regardless of Nottingham Forest defeat.
Amen!!!
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I love seeing you happy and
my biggest reward is seeing you smile.
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When u try to apologize to your 2001 girlfriend
Babe I’m so sorry
Her:mxm Buzz off ….dont talk to me talk to my lawyer
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my biggest dream is to wake with two beautiful girls on bed
one has to say gud mrng darling and
the other has to say gud mrng DAD…
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Material and Money is not the best way to have a happy relationship…. For a good couple who really loves each other… QUALITY TIMES is enough…
Give them attention; Shows them affection and Let them feel your appreciation…. your happiness will be for real
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Surname: Simelane
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Name: Mshini a.k.a Mshinilicious or Mshini the big dog
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Date of birth: 34 years
.
ID No: Its a long story
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Sex: Depends on the weather but mostly its six times a day
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Marital status: HIV Negative
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Race: I hate Racing
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Health: Im fine, thank u and u?
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Home language: Im a Swazi but my dad is a chinese
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Other languages: i know all the languages so listing them would be pointless
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Hobbies: Dogs
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CONTACT DETAILS
Postal adress: Eskolwen next to Mhlongo’s Tavern lakugcwala khona tifebe
Highest grade Passed: standard 1
Year obtained: 1987
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References
Name of person: Nkunzebovu Mhlongo
Position: Uzalo
Relationship: My aunt’s great grandfather uncle but u wouldn’t understand
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A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.
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Rainbow: Doctor my 5 years old son is very
naughty boy. He made our maid pregnant…
DOCTOR: nonsense….how is it possible???!
Rainbow: he took a pin and punctured all
my co***ms.
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I want to start a TV show that helps people to get their Jersey back from their Ex…
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I Don’t Give A Fvck Whether Your Bio Is Written “Taken”…
I’ll Assume That’s Your Favourite Movie.
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