Tell him he is handsome not cool
he’s man not an ice cream.
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Adam and Eve must’ve been white, they only took one apple, if they were Black, all the apples would’ve been gone plus the tree for fire wood. If they were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake as well.
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Today I bought an i-pad, an i-pod & i-phone.
But being the thoughtful man that I am,
I thought I should get the wife something so I bought her an i-ron.
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I want to spend my life with you just you only you Now & Forever..
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Maria: can, I don’t want to boknoy.
Nene: Oh, why will it be?
Mary: because every time nagses * x we always want a dog style.
Nene: Oh? That’s okay. It’s okay. What’s wrong with that?
Mary: it’s okay. But not on the street.
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Female phones never ring
when you with them
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Set your password to “itsinfrontofthemirror”
Then enjoy watching people stare at themselves for no reason
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You call me Man but you don’t understand✋
I’m more than that
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Only you know
what you’ve truly been through.
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I can’t believe i was born without my permission
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The world has grown suspicious of anything
that looks like a happily married life.
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This Winter I’m wearing my PUMA Jersey till it becomes OUMA
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When men walk in with big thick wallets all the women get excited but then when I walk in with a big thick pencil case all I get is… can I plz borrow a pen😬😬😬
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The mother of a problem child went to see a psychiatrist, “You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquillisers regularly.” On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, “Have the tranquillisers calmed you down?” “Yes” the mother answered. “And how is your son now?” he asked.
“Who cares?” she replied.
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Never find life, build it. No matter how large stones are a head of you,
just put effort and penetrate through a single hole,
then you will shine.
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Some lessons can’t be taught,
they simply have to be learned.
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