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Things will be okey
Everything will be fixed
Our dreams will come true
And our wounds will heal
We need to keep believing
Have faith and passion
Allah is with us 💜
Nighty sweet dreams and prayer that will come true inshallah

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My dear beloved brothers and sisters life is a freely gift given contract that needs to be lived to its full as purposed by God so make sure you do the right thing that will leave a good mark to the peoples life.We don’t do as long and pass,we do right thing as we live real life not a fake one because no one fake your life and become real. No other than yourself who can play your role in this universe they may imitate you but they will not match you perfectly as you do so be careful you are unique.

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I come from a tough neighbourhood.
One day a thief pulled a knife on me
but i knew he wasn’t a professional
coz the knife had butter on it.

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I Hate people who can’t let go of the past

Debt collectors are the worst

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A Guy Sits In A Taxi And Sees His Wife Entering A Hotel With Another Man

He Ask The Driver: “Do You Want To Earn Rs 1000 Right Away?.”

The Driver Excitedly Says: “What Do I Have To Do?”

Man: “Bring My Wife By The Hair Out Of That Hotel, Here’s A Picture Of Her.”

After A While The Driver Is Seen Dragging A Woman By The Hair,

While Kicking And Beating Her And Puts Her In The Taxi.

The Husband Surprised And Says Says: “This Is Not My Wife”

The Driver Replied: “Nooooo, This Is Mine, Hold Her For Me.
I’m Going For Yours“

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My goal for this year is to be crazy rich…..
im already crazy.

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Pictures with bras and panties are not nudes…
I can go to the beach to see that

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A pastor was casting an evil spirit from a man and this was the conversion between them
Pastor: what do you want from this man?
leave this man alone.
Evil spirit: I want this man to win the national
lottery which cost 1,000,000 billion this
midnight.
Pastor lowered the microphone and
whispered
Pastor: get out from him and enter through me

Just share…don’t laugh alone😀😀😀😀☺😂

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Maybe i should Pretend to be gay so that
my crush can bath in front of me.

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Flirting is like a game of Chess.
One wrong
move ….. and you are married

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A Couple Where Have A Huge Argument On Who Is Most Afraid To Be Home Alone.

They Went On Until They Decided To Ask There 5 Year Old Son To Tell Them Who Is More Afraid Mom Or Daddy?

Mom: “Son, Who Is More Scared To Be Home Alone Me Or Dad?”

Son: “Daddy Is More Scared.”

Mom: “Why Son?”

Son: “Because When You Working Night Shifts, Dad Ask The Lady From Next Door To Come And Sleep With Him On Bed.”

Mom Shocked: “And What They Do?”

Son: “They Play The Same Game You Always Play With Our Gardener On Bed During The Day When Daddy Is Away.

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*People are wicked. My neighbour lost a goat and I am hearing that he has traveled to Malawi without even asking me. Is that how we solve things.*

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Assume the govrmnt says, everybody should register their boyfriend/ girlfriend,wife/husbnd before the end of 2017 and you try to register yours and the machine tells you tht, “sorry the person you registered,has been already registered!!!,”What will you do?

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Nobody Hates You Like A Girl
Who Wants Your Boyfriend!!!

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