TEACHER:Give me colors that begin with letter “M” PUPIL:Maroon! TEACHER:What else? NGONGO:Mlue,Mlown,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet TEACHER:Melygood! Malakmakan!!!

A moment of silence to those girls Who think their current boyfriends will marry them

Girl friend: Will you love me after marriage also? Boyfriend:This depends on your husband if he allows me.

After a terrible accident Bill was crying😭😭😭 Bill: “Oh God i have lost my letf hand”😨😨😨 Rich: “Control yourself my Continue Reading..

No English distionary has able to explain the different between finished and complete When u marry a good wife u Continue Reading..

Girls cheat more than Niggas😏… They just don’t get caught because side niggas don’t talk as much as side chick

I did 100 push ups today, tomorrow I’m doing 300. The day after, I will continue lying

A man is coming from far place and he saw a girl sat down under the tree and said beautiful Continue Reading..